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Giorgio · Post by **Giorgio** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:11 pm

A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath
when, One of them was washing her private area and noticed there was a
slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They
went to her husband and explained what happened,telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her
out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that
they'd close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few
minutes, the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The
nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure; Maybe she choked"

M@Turner · Post by **M@Turner** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:59 pm

walshc · Post by **walshc** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:02 pm

Could see it coming

ModifiedMadness · Post by **ModifiedMadness** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:42 pm

walshc wrote:Could see it coming

Really

walshc · Post by **walshc** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:44 pm

COMING not CUMMING

ModifiedMadness · Post by **ModifiedMadness** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:50 pm

walshc wrote:COMING not CUMMING

That's ok then

mysteryboy · Post by **mysteryboy** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:09 pm

Good one

Tris · Post by **Tris** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:52 pm

Aphex · Post by **Aphex** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:11 am

lolzords

walshc · Post by **walshc** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:03 pm

Lollypops

Tris · Post by **Tris** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:48 pm

wutuff

DanDiesel · Post by **DanDiesel** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:24 am

heard that before, still good tho!!

OMEGASUPR3ME · Post by **OMEGASUPR3ME** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:38 am

lol nice

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:12 pm

rolfmercoptersuccinicacid