Joke

[PhilGTi]

One day a local Prostitute goes into a bar looking for some buiness, she looks arround the bar and asks a few guy's "Fancy getting lucky tonight."

But nobody seems to be interested... so the prostitute walks across the room and spots a Panda bear in the corner, she thinks yeah what the f**k so she goes over and says "Fancy getting lucky tonight."

The panda reply's "sure lets go", so they head to the panders bedroom and get onto the bed, the Prostitute goes come on then what do you want and trys to get ontop of him. The panda is like " Hey wait a sec, we need some food first".

So they order a 3 course slap up meal, once its polished off they both move there plates off the bed and get down to business. They are shagging for like a minute or 2 and then the bear cums. They both sit up and start to get dressed. Once the bear has his suit back on he makes a move for the door...

The Prostitute is like "hang on a second there fella, where do you think your going?" The panda looks at her puzzled, so the prostitute thinks how can i explain it, she gets a dictionary out and flicks through to the word Prostitute:

Prostitute: Woman that has sex for money

The bear says "ah i get it, and grabs the dictionary off her and flicks to the word Panda:

Panda Bear: Eats Shoots and Leaves