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if birds land on my car, they get squawked at by my car! oh, and the same with cats too!

CymruPolo wrote:

walshc wrote:Birds are now talking to my car now the brakes are sqeeking you can hear them whenever im stoping in traffic, its like a full blown conversation

talking

Yep i heard "why hello there black polo of doom, would one be wrong to to sugest your brakes are buggered, what what what"

CymruPolo wrote:

walshc wrote:

CymruPolo wrote: talking

Yep i heard "why hello there black polo of doom, would one be wrong to to sugest your brakes are buggered, what what what"

Ha ha why the f*ck did I just get a mental image of birds on top of your car with hats on and a pipe in their mouth

so close, but you missed the walking sticks

I hit a seagul right in the head with a snow-ball when I was like in year 10... God I was so proud

I hit a seagul right in the head with a snow-ball when I was like in year 10... God I was so proud

Got a few pigeons with a BB gun as a lad. Shot a cat once [/quote]

We got one with a tennis ball at school, it just knocked it sideways and it carried on.

I tired to shoot a bird once with my friends air riffle, missed and gashed my eye brow wide open with the kick back(it was quite a expensive powerful riffle) i think it was god saying "dont kill that bird you knob, have a busted eye to teach you a lesson"

Other than that not really had any run in's with the flying rats.

I'm so pissed off. The Polo has been shat on almost every single day now

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