my faves:
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever
Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs
What do you call a chav in a box?
That cracked me up. The 3 stripes are definetly bout stripes on nova's with more then enough chavs in it, seen plenty. Got a similar one to that to.
SO DID YOU KNOW
Q: How does a chav add 300bhp to his Nova?
A: Add go-faster stripes
Here's a great example-
SEARCH: 'showcar' or 'modified' on ebay
RESULTS: Nova with standard 13" 'alloys', go-faster stripes, 2" tailpipe extension and 3 dozen sponsor stickers along the body.
Corect me if i'm wrong
SO DID YOU KNOW
Q: How does a chav add 300bhp to his Nova?
A: Add go-faster stripes
Here's a great example-
SEARCH: 'showcar' or 'modified' on ebay
RESULTS: Nova with standard 13" 'alloys', go-faster stripes, 2" tailpipe extension and 3 dozen sponsor stickers along the body.
Corect me if i'm wrong