creepy crawlies

AshLeMacq · Post by **AshLeMacq** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:42 pm

Holy s**t.

I used to be seriously scared of the normal spiders but I can just about cope with trapping them in a glass and dumping them in the bin these days. But HOLY MOTHER OF THE LORD! If that wolf spider thing, if I ever saw that in my house I would absolutly, I don't know. What the hell do you do with that.

Shovel time!

You seem to live in a bit of a country place criz. Are those spiders only in the country side? It looks like it's got massive fang things as well :S. Would that thing bite you?

*suddenly very itchy*

AshLeMacq · Post by **AshLeMacq** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:45 pm

Also I remember reading in the Guiness book that the biggest spider ever found in the uk was 14cm. Some poor chap found it in his sink. Surely that one isn't far off?

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 6:48 pm

What the hell do you do with that.

Shovel time!

SPANG!

Criz · Post by **Criz** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 6:49 pm

Well I think they like to be left alone so generally u wont notice them. Probably most likely to be in your loft or under the floorboards.

A favourite place for them is warehouses. I think chances are you are more likely to bump into them if you live next to woodland.

KarlM · Post by **KarlM** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 6:55 pm

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/puke

Make sure its a big shovel.

polopowah · Post by **polopowah** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:58 pm

lol chubby m8, no hard feelings

im more of a snake man myself

i think i learnt my lesson when i let my snake out in the garden for a roam

KarlM · Post by **KarlM** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:42 pm

The Drummer · Post by **The Drummer** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 11:59 am

Holy cr*p!!!!

Look at the size of that thing! I'm not a huge fan of spiders, but by good I wouldn't hang around to see if it was friendly! Can you imagine the noise if you tried to hit it with a shovel!?!

chubbster · Post by **chubbster** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:33 pm

itd probably swear at you, take the shovel of you and hit you back with it!

The Drummer · Post by **The Drummer** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 10:32 am

yeah, you're probably not that far wrong!!!! You'd swing for it, an d it would catch it at full throttle. Grin at you with that knowing smile of "You're in trouble now matey."

Nasty.

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:14 pm

break your wrists as well, as the spade came to a lurching halt a couple inches earlier than expected

The Drummer · Post by **The Drummer** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:30 pm

What a nasty thought!!

How far do you think you could get with a monster Spider with a space in its hand/claw/paw/ leg or whatever it is chasing you faster than your legs can carry you!! It's face would be like this I would imagine!!