yeah..... individuality
the type that comes from having
a massive wing (despite it being a FWD 1100cc)
lexus lights
morrette headlamps (never used)
bogstandard OEM or badly fitted aftermarket fogs (always on)
recaro seats (or bad knockoffs of)
underlighting
blue leds washers and in place of sidelights
over-sized alloys (from halfords) and/or enormous arches (particularly the latter without the former)
too many exhaust pipes
loud (but not throaty or good sounding) fart can exhaust (the one pipe that actually functions), mated to an ill-suited K&N and/or a silly looking bonnet bulge/vent (again, particularly latter without former)
big ass Evo spoiler bumpers - front AND back
a naff paint job, visibility-blocking graphics and shopping-list "sponsor" transfers
a "great" ICE rig... based around a 4x30w headunit with plenty of flashy lights and graphics, 6x9s, a ton of speakers in the doors and a budget sub & amp, playing mind-numbingly bad dance music or R&B* that you merely pretend to like
resprayed dashboard, possibly with a rarely-used LCD screen bodged into it somewhere**
wa'nked-up window tints (done yourself, with bubbles the size of your hand)
and springs chopped by yourself with a borrowed bolt cutter
just like all of your radically individual mates
* good dance music and r&b does exist, just somehow it hardly ever ends up coming out of a nova / saxo / ..... chavved mk4 polo
** why the hell would any sane person want a DVD player or PS2 in their dash? come ON..... get in, whack some tunes on, drive, get out and do your thing outside of the car! or does your mum not let you play videogames in the house?
