This is your 9am chav house call
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:41 pm
Well I suppose its better than i deserve for leaving it unlocked... while i was still sleeping, me mum went out to the gym this morn, left about 8, came back about 10, and faced me with the question
you know the polo's door was open, right?
me: what do you mean.. open? (takes a few attempts
)
her: like at 90 degrees to the car's body.
um... ok... yeah, its not supposed to be like that. closed last time i saw it. (as it was when she went out)
luckily not much damage. nothing's missing (hardly anything to take), no stink of p*** or little presents, no ripped fabric. But for some reason they did have a go at the parcel shelf, ended up sitting askew in the boot with one of the speakers ripped off it (repairable.. i think). all the parts in the boot still present and intact and nothing happened under the bonnet.
left both doors and the boot unlocked because of how crap i am with keys, it makes it a whole lot easier during the repair process, its not immediately obvious from outside (pins are a bit ambiguous), and as i say.... there's not much any lag could do apart from vandalise, and if they're going to do that, they'd smash a window anyway if it were locked. No stereo in it, engine obviously won't go, disconnected driveshaft probably immobilises it quite well too (jammed against the block = wont turn), nothing but the parts in the boot to nick (zero value to anyone who doesnt have a 1.0 mk3 themselves), etc.
just makes me wonder who it was and what was going through their minds really - just think of the situation and try to figure it out. it's bizzarre. all i can think of it is either the world's most bored chav who didnt even have any keys to attack the paintwork / fabric, or an unrestrained six year old.

you know the polo's door was open, right?
me: what do you mean.. open? (takes a few attempts
her: like at 90 degrees to the car's body.
luckily not much damage. nothing's missing (hardly anything to take), no stink of p*** or little presents, no ripped fabric. But for some reason they did have a go at the parcel shelf, ended up sitting askew in the boot with one of the speakers ripped off it (repairable.. i think). all the parts in the boot still present and intact and nothing happened under the bonnet.
left both doors and the boot unlocked because of how crap i am with keys, it makes it a whole lot easier during the repair process, its not immediately obvious from outside (pins are a bit ambiguous), and as i say.... there's not much any lag could do apart from vandalise, and if they're going to do that, they'd smash a window anyway if it were locked. No stereo in it, engine obviously won't go, disconnected driveshaft probably immobilises it quite well too (jammed against the block = wont turn), nothing but the parts in the boot to nick (zero value to anyone who doesnt have a 1.0 mk3 themselves), etc.
just makes me wonder who it was and what was going through their minds really - just think of the situation and try to figure it out. it's bizzarre. all i can think of it is either the world's most bored chav who didnt even have any keys to attack the paintwork / fabric, or an unrestrained six year old.