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I'm off to the travel agents at dinner for a last minute holiday in about 2 or 3 weeks.
Where should I go???
I want it to be hot and nice beaches.
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Depends what kind of holiday you're after- Malia is awesome- some great nights out and the weather is fantastic. Or somewhere near Greece- Kos? Zante?

Costa Del Hastings...

It's on the sunny south coast of the United Kingdom, it boasts long stretches of beach, covered in stones, broken glass, cider bottles and used condoms. The sights include drunken bums, homeless people and chav's.

Accomodation includes the "Adelphi Hotel", but be quick, the rooms are usually all full of Kosovan immigrants.

Dining out in the evening, there's the exclusive "Mc Donalds" or the 5 star, star studded venue "Kentucky Fried chicken".

If you're a party-goer there's the chav fest that is "Waves", but remember, bring a knife or two to fit in. If you are Gothic, grungy or just generally an exibit usually found in a Zoo, why not try the Crypt. Puke and heavy metal galore.

The seafront Car Exibition consists of rows and rows of scrap metal (Nova's, 5's, Fiesta's...)

Self Catering Packages start from just £0 per night (5 Star under-pier accomodation)

LOL. Awesome.

How come no matter wot u acn make anything sound interesting lol.
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Nah Hastings isn't that bad....


... If you're just driving through

Goto "Puerto Banus" In spain, fabulous place, need quite alot of spending money though .

Here is a few snaps of where i stayed...

That looks well nice!



That sums hastings up.

They both look stunning although I'd sooner go to spain lol.

I've just nipped up and its cheap to go to mexico.

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for a reason!

watch out where you go - the resorts and landscapes are amazing, but travelling out of the resorts is pretty risky being a lady.....

Are u talking about just Mexico David?
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can recommend tingaki in the greek island of kos

where i went this summer

I was meant to be in Turkey this week but it never materialised as my friend who i was meant to go with was being a t**t.

Im going to Alicante for a week on the 3rd September.

Yeah, but Polosilver, we all know that Uncle Pennybags from the monopoly game is your sugar daddy.... Puerto Banus is the kind of place where it costs you five euro for a glass of water, and you have to put down an extra coin as deposit on the cup!

I'm also on the "booked it, packed it, f**ed off" wagon at the mo, looking for a decent week in the oven sometime before the season truly ends and i have to fight off coachloads of grannies to get to the beach and leave the bar before 10 as anywhere still open shuts early... any good reccomendations?

I was thinking ibiza but concerned that everything will simply have packed up and left town by the time i could get there. That, or a thing where I can finish off my dive qualification at long long long last (been registered as a student probably longer than anyone in the country)

Somewhere thats not too lethal for a lone dude either, as anyone who I'd ask to come with me almost certainly can't. The only option left other than going on my tod (which i must say i'm not too happy about) is making it a family outing, and ....... ugh.... no way. Not at 23.
(I asked my mum for tips, she offered to look and arrange something, which was nice, til she let a kitten from her handbag along the lines of "and i can stay by the pool whilst you and your brother go off to the beach" .... ok, how about NO)

price isnt terribly important, but keep it within three figures, as im in overdraft right now and will have less than £500 to throw around once paid on wednesday! (which is why it's one week)

hehe we can maybe make it a big UKP outing ... and fall out with each other in a big drunken b*tching match, start a riot, get deported.. lol