14 Things to do while shopping
Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:43 pm
14 things to do in Tesco while your partner takes their time ....
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
ladies
toilet.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:
'Code 3
in Houseware'... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers
you
are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
Bedding Department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk
if
he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Wander around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the
theme from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through,
say:
PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor
and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices
again!!!"
14. And last but not least - Go into a fitting room, shut the door
and
wait a while... Then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in
here!"
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
ladies
toilet.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:
'Code 3
in Houseware'... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers
you
are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
Bedding Department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk
if
he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Wander around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the
theme from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through,
say:
PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor
and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices
again!!!"
14. And last but not least - Go into a fitting room, shut the door
and
wait a while... Then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in
here!"
