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Thought those bored at work may like a giggle...at the expense of others of course. hehe, they deserve it!!

Q:What do you call a chav whos a virgin?
A: just turning 5.


Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. "Will the defendant please rise"

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever

Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.

Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the arse.

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.

Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.

Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.

Haha

lmfao rach this is hilarious! and soo true (well)

dat heavy init propa funny u no!!!!!!!!

lol only jokin, funny tho

these are good - made sure they made way around the office at work too

Rich

Chally_Rai wrote:A chav girl has a higher sperm count.

*Chuckle*

haha they are so funny especially as i look out of my window and see some walking by!

i dont quite get this one though could someone explain it to me in the simplest terms lol?

Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

i think it may have some relation to chavs n their nova's

1. they try n fit more than 4 people in the car
2. they have sports go faster stripes

Please correct me if im wrong

Rich

thanks randall!
i was sat there for ages like "am i the only 1 who doesnt get this?!"

I thought 3 stripes=adidas? As in the brand with three stripes, that chavs wear

biddle could have a point there too

Haha cracking rach. got me giggling

Hehe glad yous liked it!

I was with Randall on the stripes but that you may have a point with the addidas thing. Although. Some addidas isn't that chavvy And all go faster striped novas are, so Ill go with that one!

Yeah I agree with Rach adidas isn't the most chavy of brands, but 3 stripes is what adidas is known for. But I can see the link with "go-faster stripes" also. Either way interpret it how you will, but the bottom line is chavs are scum so lets make fun of them

haha funny