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Right guys im sure you've all probably seen this before, but if you haven't:

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/tm.htm

I'd take a p*** first, otherwise prepare to ruin your furniture and undergarments.

lmao

'Are you f***ing retarted?'

i think he is



a video of it would be better

was reading this on clubpolo, flippin hilarious supposedly it's only a joke though and has circled other audi forums a while ago

'I thought it would be cool to paint the inside of my engine so I went to home depot and got a gallon of paint and put my intake in it. I had to mash the gas to the floor so the engine would run. My turbo didn't spool but i think it's broken because it's covered in paint. My engine won't start now and my exhaust has paint in it. What should I do? Also I ran out of motor oil so I filled the crank case with fudge. Is this ok? It looks the same. Can I drive the car?'

i persoanlly tthaught the best line was

i have to pick up my girlfriend

How cool must he be feeling right now? Hope he treats her better than the car

I really should of posted this in the DIY section, wonder if anyone would try it

haha this is ace!

I skipped the last page of posts, and i think the 6 pages are mainly people just reading the first post and replying not relising it was a complete joke. Someone posted a link to the original which was like 4 years ago

The horrifying thing is that someone may have actually done this for real

I think my engine might be dirty inside, can I stick a power washer up the air intake

Dont forget some sand!

Maybe even a drop or two of fairy liquid! And cement!

cement what a cracking idea

cement what a cracking idea