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why do they bother?

OMG
buy 2, get 1 for free, now 50%off if you buy a double-pack

what is worse is that pleb probably paid around £500 - £750 to get that done - think of what that would have been better spent on

- race seats/leather interior
- decent stereo system
- some deep dish 16s
- subtle body mods
- a Polo GT!

its a crime that people have money to waste on tripe like this

looks like that lupo on here.

hahahahahaha what a spaz like plz tell me thats been photoshopped could any1 be so stupid ??

me suspects it's only a 1 litre as well!! Bless them!!!

I Recan there just bog rolls painted silver and stuck on with prick stick,
And he drives down the road makeing the car sounds himself lol.
what sort of fool does that to a car i mean come on thats just silly!

that saxo HAHA
personally i dont like saxos< too tinny! and too many modded ones about, maybe thats why this blokes had the balls to try something different, not that it worked! lol
-Ben-

haaaaaaaaahahahahahah!!!

Say goodnight to your backpressure and bottom end power..

Mind you I bet five of 'em aren't actually connected up, and the one that is has a original-width pipe stealthed inside it.
Either that or there's a set of organ stops connected to them and there's a keyboard up front for the passenger to play a tune on top of the exhaust note as you drive along.

(wonder what's supposed to go in that ugly gap in the middle? did the rest of the bumper fall out? some other scally nicked half of the pipes?)

haha
the gap is to show you that, yes they are connected up, and yes they do look gay, and judging by the extensive arch mods, i'd say it was a 1.0L
-Ben-

and when he's nicked him self enough money he'll pay for six more to fill up the gap in the middle!!

Theres a song for people like these.....

The Winker's Song (misprint)
By Ivor Biggun
The Winker's Album (1978)


My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk I could never understand,
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand.

And that's why
(Chorus)
I'm a winker, I'm a winker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a winker, I'm a winker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.

And that's why
(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

I've winked over Italy, I've winked over Spain.
I've winked in an omnibus, I've even had a wink in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.

And that's why
(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

thats a bit of a long post just to call someone a w**k

(i heard that on MBB!)

But it's a song! Avalible on Kazaa (allegedly)

so it was a cut n paste jobbie?
u didnt go to all that trouble typing it out! did u?
-Ben-