I prefer the more technical name 'prang' (now with pics)
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:20 am
(I have a feeling this post is going to be longer than one of tahrey's!!)
Yup.
Hit someone up the arse.
First I'll give you the damage (no pics yet... Going to Bug Jam in the morning, so won't be online til next week.).
Headlight, and slam panel look pretty toast. The headlamp protector did a really s**t job against the rear bumper of the Escort. Bumper seems to be unscathed, as does the bonnet, but the indicator has been pushed back into the wing around 4 inches. The wing too is bent at the front, and the bumper mount on the car is all bent. I think I got away with keeping the grill in one piece though..... phew..
So what happened? I had been following an Escort Estate for about half a mile along a residential road that has only one bend (with a stupid mini-roundabout on it) and the second half of the road is just wide enough for two cars to pass each other, with parked cars down all the way along on oneside.
As I followed the escort, it mounted the pavement going round the roundabout with quite spectacular style as the kerb must be 8 inches high, if not higher!! Then after this I didnt really pay much attention as I was talking to one of Josh's mates on the phone about going to Bug Jam!! I know that I was keeping my distance, and we were travelling at around 20 - 25mph. It wasn't until the end of the road where there is a 7ft width restriction, that the bad driving came to my attention again. With a little left-right shimmy and a stamp on the brake, the escort bumped up onto the kerb edge as it went through the posts! At this point there is another mini-roundabout that leads straight onto a proper size roundabout. As I follow the escort across the first one, I hang up and put the phone on my lap, and I'm looking right, and there is nothing on the road, not even going in the other direction. The Escort approaches the roundabout hesitates, accelerates, then brakes HARD. I lock up, and from about 10mph skid into the back of it.
This small woman of about 55 gets out, and starts having a go at me. I got out and just shouted at her. By now I have quite a few spectators from the pub opposite! She asked me for my insurance details, so I told her all I had to give was my reg, and told her to f off. When she asked me for a pen, I told her to get her own f'in pen, and turned round to ask Maria (who had been following me the whole time in her Ibiza) for a pen, when I turned back again, the Escort was gone and making a hasty exit up the road!! I tried to catch, but as I watched her going when I was standing out side, she turned up a road that has speed humps... She was long gone by the time I tried to chase, and my car is useless over speed humps, especially when full of camping gear, and a roof box jammed with stuff too.
During my rant at her apparently I shouted "do you know what you've done????" heheheh.. I also accused her of being drunk and not being able to drive, and it wasn't long after this that she took off.
The Escort was a maroon L reg estate, that I think had the reg L281 ???. I didnt report it to the police, as I personally dont think I should have to. The accident was my fault (always is when you hit someone in the back) and I stopped. She's the one that took off!! b*******s to her.
I'm so pissed off. I have to try and get the car fixed by Wednesday as I am going to VW Mania in Belgium next Thursday. I'm not getting my hopes up.
I've had enough. Sorry for the long post.
Yup.
Hit someone up the arse.
First I'll give you the damage (no pics yet... Going to Bug Jam in the morning, so won't be online til next week.).
Headlight, and slam panel look pretty toast. The headlamp protector did a really s**t job against the rear bumper of the Escort. Bumper seems to be unscathed, as does the bonnet, but the indicator has been pushed back into the wing around 4 inches. The wing too is bent at the front, and the bumper mount on the car is all bent. I think I got away with keeping the grill in one piece though..... phew..
So what happened? I had been following an Escort Estate for about half a mile along a residential road that has only one bend (with a stupid mini-roundabout on it) and the second half of the road is just wide enough for two cars to pass each other, with parked cars down all the way along on oneside.
As I followed the escort, it mounted the pavement going round the roundabout with quite spectacular style as the kerb must be 8 inches high, if not higher!! Then after this I didnt really pay much attention as I was talking to one of Josh's mates on the phone about going to Bug Jam!! I know that I was keeping my distance, and we were travelling at around 20 - 25mph. It wasn't until the end of the road where there is a 7ft width restriction, that the bad driving came to my attention again. With a little left-right shimmy and a stamp on the brake, the escort bumped up onto the kerb edge as it went through the posts! At this point there is another mini-roundabout that leads straight onto a proper size roundabout. As I follow the escort across the first one, I hang up and put the phone on my lap, and I'm looking right, and there is nothing on the road, not even going in the other direction. The Escort approaches the roundabout hesitates, accelerates, then brakes HARD. I lock up, and from about 10mph skid into the back of it.
This small woman of about 55 gets out, and starts having a go at me. I got out and just shouted at her. By now I have quite a few spectators from the pub opposite! She asked me for my insurance details, so I told her all I had to give was my reg, and told her to f off. When she asked me for a pen, I told her to get her own f'in pen, and turned round to ask Maria (who had been following me the whole time in her Ibiza) for a pen, when I turned back again, the Escort was gone and making a hasty exit up the road!! I tried to catch, but as I watched her going when I was standing out side, she turned up a road that has speed humps... She was long gone by the time I tried to chase, and my car is useless over speed humps, especially when full of camping gear, and a roof box jammed with stuff too.
During my rant at her apparently I shouted "do you know what you've done????" heheheh.. I also accused her of being drunk and not being able to drive, and it wasn't long after this that she took off.
The Escort was a maroon L reg estate, that I think had the reg L281 ???. I didnt report it to the police, as I personally dont think I should have to. The accident was my fault (always is when you hit someone in the back) and I stopped. She's the one that took off!! b*******s to her.
I'm so pissed off. I have to try and get the car fixed by Wednesday as I am going to VW Mania in Belgium next Thursday. I'm not getting my hopes up.
I've had enough. Sorry for the long post.







