Joke - Short Quiz for clever People!!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:59 pm
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether
you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you
have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in
an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?"
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...
except one ... Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles,
and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not beenlistening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got severalcorrect answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you
have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in
an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?"
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...
except one ... Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles,
and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not beenlistening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got severalcorrect answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
very nice