a bit of humour and stuff for the student oiks
Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 5:12 am
shamelessly stolen from b3ta...
there are those amongst us who didn't do so well... remain nameless and unshamed, just take comfort from a viewpoint on this side of the fence -- by the time you're 22, no one will give a crap any more, and that time passes very damn quick. make the most of it by getting into any university you can (even if you pass nothing, there's a zillion clearing places), choosing the cheapest digs, then blowing £13000 worth of loan on BEER and getting to know some excellent people, yourself, and how to survive on not much at all. that's worth far more than any A level..
those of you who HAVE got good results however.......... well done
thems some brains there and hopefully they'll carry you to oxford and fame. just dont get too smug for too long now, as time is a great leveller 
the stuff on the left is truth. the stuff on the right is LIES!
there are those amongst us who didn't do so well... remain nameless and unshamed, just take comfort from a viewpoint on this side of the fence -- by the time you're 22, no one will give a crap any more, and that time passes very damn quick. make the most of it by getting into any university you can (even if you pass nothing, there's a zillion clearing places), choosing the cheapest digs, then blowing £13000 worth of loan on BEER and getting to know some excellent people, yourself, and how to survive on not much at all. that's worth far more than any A level..
those of you who HAVE got good results however.......... well done
thems some brains there and hopefully they'll carry you to oxford and fame. just dont get too smug for too long now, as time is a great leveller the stuff on the left is truth. the stuff on the right is LIES!