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todays sun chav test (page12/13)
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:24 am
by neilw
This is fairly amusing.
Question 17.
Is your Car,
Just waxed - 3 points
washed a month ago - 1 point
only cleaned when i drive in the rain - 0 points
Earn extra Points if your car has any of these:
A stereo system powerful enough to damage pedestrains hearing - 5 points
Blue under car neon lighting - 3 Points
vented bonet - 2 points
fat chrome exaust pipe - 2 points
Illigal Number plate - 2 Points
Alloy wheels - 1 Point
rear spoiler - 1 Point
Flared wheel arches - 1 point
I score about 3 points at the mo lol. You get 2 points as standard on a gti (alloys and spoiler)
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:32 am
by CalvinGTI
hahah
i think theve got it all wrong though, im far from being a 'chav', but by there standards im a heavy core chav !
complete waffle, once again the papers have mis-understood what a chav really is, i think they just did the article to be 'trendy' with the youth of today.
A Chav is someone who constanmtly wears a cap and blueberry gear (amongst other top labels HAH not) and DOESNT drive but stands outside a B2 (7-11) most nights smoking and 'acting tough'
I think i might send in an email actually, telling them to get their facts straight, giving us 'Cruizers' a BAD name !!!!
Calâ„¢
Re: todays sun chav test (page12/13)
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:35 am
by bstardchild
neilw wrote:This is fairly amusing.
Question 17.
Is your Car,
Just waxed - 3 points
washed a month ago - 1 point
only cleaned when i drive in the rain - 0 points
Earn extra Points if your car has any of these:
A stereo system powerful enough to damage pedestrains hearing - 5 points
Blue under car neon lighting - 3 Points
vented bonet - 2 points
fat chrome exaust pipe - 2 points
Illigal Number plate - 2 Points
Alloy wheels - 1 Point
rear spoiler - 1 Point
Flared wheel arches - 1 point
I score about 3 points at the mo lol. You get 2 points as standard on a gti (alloys and spoiler)
OMG
I washed and waxed it yesterday 3 Points - Surely this is normal for anyone who like their car
Illegal No' Plate 2 Points - well badly spaced but normal font - been through several roadside checks and none of the Police officers have even made so much as a comment
Alloy wheels 1 Point - they are 13' tho till the BBS Splitties are done
Rear Spoiler 1 Point - Its a really ickkle one tho......
That means I scored 7 points -
Am I a chav?
I don't own any burburey - can't even spell it!!!
Stereo is inaudible from outside the car even turned right up - I know cos it was on while I washed it and I don't kow why I bothered
I'm as fluent in Chav speak as I am in Russian!!!!
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:51 am
by Prash
we're all chavs ! I don't know why we didn't realise it earlier !
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:15 am
by CalvinGTI
haha LIAR !
*pimp slaps prash*
Calâ„¢
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:48 pm
by Prash
CalvinGTI wrote:haha LIAR !
*pimp slaps prash*
Calâ„¢
*Threatens to get his big bro on ya while stealin' your gti badge to stick on me chav mobile*
HAHA
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:45 pm
by morrismen
Check your wheels - WHOOSH, they're gone
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:54 am
by CalvinGTI
. . .i was wondering what these 13" steelies were :¬(
*sobs like a baby*
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:25 pm
by SilvaGTI
You've gotta think that the Sun's gotta be careful what they say about Chav's as they probably account for a large percentage of it's readership so dont expect an accurate definition from them
Question 18
Do you read the:-
Daily Star - 5 Points
The Sun - 3 Points
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:15 am
by Adam
or the daily sport, 10 points