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Think I need a sticker saying this; a friend of mine was driving the GT t'other day to compare chips. The GT is totally std and untterly not-lairy... still had an infidel giving attitude. Picture his wheels of choice; Nova SRi(no surprise) lowered on 15" (surprise) alloys from a newer Vauxhall. It was spotlessly clean and not bad...until you saw the poorly fitted Rage exhaust, outRage window sticker, shopping list, chrome wipers with red boots and , this did it for me, Burberry blanket on the parcel shelf.

So...he's giving it attitude, exhaust farting like a good un, keeping it at high revs in a low gear and we approach a set of lights. I tell my friend to have a go and sure enough as they change the Nova gets a bootful and the aforementioned friend is surprised how much quicker the humble GT is. Next set of lights we turn off, not before receiving more attitude from the Nova driver.

It got me thinking; I f'cking hate pikeys. I mean, lil cnt wanted to start a row because he got his arse kicked. It's definitely kinda funny but what else is he/they trying to prove (and subsequently won't be able to. Again. ). I think they may take offence to such a sticker and give me more to laugh about...

my GT was 4 up on 13's bald tyres and spinning like a b***h and i still beat a 2 up nova SRi on 13's

tainmrk3polo wrote:my GT was 4 up on 13's bald tyres and spinning like a ***** and i still beat a 2 up nova SRi on 13's

damn Tain I've gotta come over and have a ride in this car when you get it all sorted out properly (i.e. gettin some new tyres on )

come over tommrow if your not back in wales? hopefully get her running again... if not i can steal bits off your car!
text me if you still have my number? if not i'll pm u it now anyway. just sent you a msg on msn but didnt know ifyou were actually away or not!

nuttinnew wrote: Burberry blanket on the parcel shelf.

Christ ---- i think a flameflower would be my weapon of choice. Maybe a second set of washer jets mounted subtly on the roof that spray out napalm, and a spark plug hidden behind the gutter rail.
Just to get rid of the blanket.

It got me thinking; I f'cking hate pikeys.

Come now, you'll be trying to torch a caravan park next....

I mean, lil cnt wanted to start a row because he got his arse kicked.

Well, according to a program on radio 4 earlier about Herring (hey, it's not sad if you've just knocked your bedside radio on and have enough energy to listen but not to change the station), they need more Omega-3 fatty acids and DHA's. Get a condition added to the DHS benefits qualification requirements that all claimants and dependants must prove adequate intake of suitable dietary supplements (cod liver oil, oily fish etc) and there might be an upturn in attitudes.
Deficiency in these things apparently affects your brain chemistry and nervous responses, makes you thick, easily confused and "hyper-reactive"... i.e. you respond to the slightest little annoyance by blowing up and kicking off wanting to beat on folk. Sound chavamiliar? Think i might get some for my mum and brother....

I think they may take offence to such a sticker and give me more to laugh about...

Til you get all your windows smashed in and the car torched - be careful. Chav pride is (terrifyingly) coming and there'll be riots, ah tell thee.

It'll be hilarious while it lasts though

Chav pride; like gay pride only more insecure and no style.

Hmm, sounds like I could with some fish. Not sure about the thick or confused part ( ) but I can quite easily go off on one. I think that's just 'cause I've been off some medication that does the exact opposite...

Dartford has a reputation for Chav's, fancy coming and showing some more up at the Sothern Meet?

i did read in "the little book of chavs" that chavs origionated from Chatham, which is just down the road from dartford!

dartford is really accessable from all over the country (being right next to the m25) which maybe why chavs have spread so far!

however, this does mean the dartford is the perfect place for a car meet!

Whatever town you live in has a chav reputation


First meet should be ok, infidel fools won't know what they're looking at/for. Until people abuse the nearby duel carriageways (did you see what I did there? ).

So nuttinnew, does this mean you'll come to dartford on the 30th January?

I'll be there, just don't what in yet

can u add ur name to the list in the meetings and events section, or just click the link under my sig to go straight to it!

Done

cool, 2 for the price of one! is that gonna be 2 cars?

Oh yes