Keep me entertained instead of mike

Jillwilson · Post by **Jillwilson** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:49 pm

ha ha
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M@Turner · Post by **M@Turner** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:56 pm

Made me laff.

Jillwilson · Post by **Jillwilson** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:00 pm

That's cool where was that from.
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M@Turner · Post by **M@Turner** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:02 pm

That would be telling.

Got a joke for ya! Its a bit cruel but funny.

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.

As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. The nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.

This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the side, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much.

So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said........
"Not very freakin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"

M@Turner · Post by **M@Turner** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:06 pm

I got pulled over by a policeman because one of my car tyres was a bit flat. Luckily i had a foot pump in the boot, so I knocked him out with that and drove off.........

dino · Post by **dino** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:25 pm

LMAO

razvwpolo · Post by **razvwpolo** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:28 pm

not bad mate....

PoloCornwall · Post by **PoloCornwall** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:36 pm

PoloCornwall · Post by **PoloCornwall** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:37 pm

Si_GTi · Post by **Si_GTi** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:58 pm

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:10 pm

fate can spell out truth sometimes?

wierd that i have a load of pics on the HD that seemed funny when i downloaded them, but thats the best (clean, non-context-requiring) one i could find after a couple minutes flicking through. gah!

mysteryboy · Post by **mysteryboy** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:11 pm

the ice 1s joooooookes Mwhahahahahaa

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:29 pm

aha! the funny, thanks to joe cartoon (knew i had to have some humour somewhere)

(got a few of those cartoons i might pull out slowly)

and you cant beat the topical classics - think this is where the flowerbed polo came from?

Jillwilson · Post by **Jillwilson** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:25 am

I got the front end of my car bumped last night not good so need even moe entertainment today.
sniff sniff.
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tom_mk5 · Post by **tom_mk5** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:45 am

Bad?

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Keep me entertained instead of mike

Keep me entertained instead of mike

Another funny joke for you and its car related