Just a little joke to brighten your Wednesday...

MadManMike · Post by **MadManMike** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:43 pm

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-line . .. .

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms - every little helps.

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it's dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! !

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal.

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole.

Nokia Condoms - Connecting People

Feel free to add... you may have seen this before.

$p!k3y

PhilGTi · Post by **PhilGTi** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:48 pm

LOL. Bottom line:

Sex Sells

SpikeyG40 · Post by **SpikeyG40** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:51 pm

hehe, made me laugh! pritty good i admit!

one that doesn't work:

Audi condoms - Vorsprung durch Technik

mysteryboy · Post by **mysteryboy** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:39 pm

hah well funny had to put my hand over my mouth so no1 at work sees me laughing

MadManMike · Post by **MadManMike** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:47 pm

I bet your eyes still gave it away Mystery!

Yeah, I must admit it's not the usual forwarded junk I usually get... I tend to straight delete 'em. This one was worth posting though...

I wonder what the man from Del Monte would say about his condoms? lol

ste mk1lx · Post by **ste mk1lx** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:49 pm

cadburys caramel condoms ~ take it easy

inder · Post by **inder** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:49 pm

hehe some of those are good

MadManMike · Post by **MadManMike** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:04 pm

Creme Egg - How do you eat yours?

AshLeMacq · Post by **AshLeMacq** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:06 pm

I can't believe no one had this one.

VW Polo Condoms - Small but tough!

MadManMike · Post by **MadManMike** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:13 pm

LOL!

There's a few, and it's surprising how most of them are funny

razvwpolo · Post by **razvwpolo** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:20 pm

not bad mate its made my day anyway

ste mk1lx · Post by **ste mk1lx** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:09 pm

opal fruit condoms ~ made to make your mouth water

skittles condoms ~ taste the rainbow

b&q condoms ~ you can do it when you b&q it

Polo_joe · Post by **Polo_joe** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:50 pm

haha dapperz!! thurr funni them

erm.......*Looks on desk* AHA!

carlsberg export condoms - so good the danes hate to see it leave

cyhliu · Post by **cyhliu** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:58 pm

MacDonalds condoms - I'm lovin' it!

Dime Bar condoms - Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!

ModifiedMadness · Post by **ModifiedMadness** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:02 pm

PC World Condoms - Stamping down on prices