enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to
his veterinarian, and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have
any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and
count to 10."
The Redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" at
which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed
counting on his other hand.
This procedure works in Alabama, Tennessee, Louisiana, Kentucky,
Arkansas, Mississippi, West Virginia and some parts of Texas.
