oh ok, one more as ur all so nice :-)

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oh ok, one more as ur all so nice :-)

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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up
a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked
into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my
hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the
delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
































You got Male!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thats terrible :D :D
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haha :lol:
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ouch ! thats bad :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by M@Turner »

:lol:

Dan, are you gonna take over from Ian (Bstardchild) as the forum joke teller.

You can't beat a joke, even if its terrible, good, old or original!

Encore Dan, encore!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the pet shop down the high street that went out of business,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,theyve sent the golden retrievers in.
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now thats sh!t
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Post by DanDiesel »

M@Turner wrote::lol:

Dan, are you gonna take over from Ian (Bstardchild) as the forum joke teller
i may just lol :lol: thinking back, i have posted a few in club house :roll:
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