Not a joke. Went out to the local VW meet as usual, parked outside my mates and stopped the car to speak to the others. Got back in, started it and after 1 second it started spluttering and coughing then eventually cut out. Kept trying to restart it but it would just cough and the engine would shake violently. It's dark and everything is freezing up here so don't know what it is.
The car is now in Aberdeen now (thankfully in a drive way

) but I'm without a car and don't know what's wrong with it. Could of possibly been when I was cleaning the wheel arches but it was fine for the 15 minute drive beforehand. Again could be the weather. The noise it usually makes when the ignition is activated was absent. When starting it would splutter while keeping the throttle full, but taking it off it just shuts down.
Argh I'm Polo-less
