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German driving dictionary!

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I thought this was great so I pinched it off uk-mkivs!

Driving In Germany

These are good!

Indicators - Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken

Bonnet - Die Pullnob und knucklechopper

Exhaust - Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben

Clutch - Die Kulink mit schlippen und schaken

Puncture - Die Phlatt mit Bludyfucken

Learner - Die twatte mit ellplatz

Estate Car - Der Bagmerroon furschagginkinauto

Parking Meter - Der Tennerpinscher und Klockenqweer

Windscreen Wiper - Der Flippenflappen muckenschpredder

Footbrake - Der Edbangeronwindschreen Stoppenquick

Gear Lever - Bigenschticken fur Kangarooschtoppen

Breathalyser - Die Puffitintem fur Pistenarsen

Rear View Mirror - Der Yokhunter Tucklosen

Seat Belt - Der Klunkinklikker Frauleintrapper

Headlights - Das Dipperenderdazzlubastad

Exhaust - Der Kaffenundschpitpolluter

Highway Code - Der Wipenfurarsen

Fog Warning - Die Puttenfootdownen und fukkit

Traffic Jam - Die Bluddifukkinnk Dammundblast

Rear Seat - Der Schpringentester mit Fraulein

Tyres - Flahttfarts

Backfire - Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen

Juggernaut - Der Fukkengrett Trucken

Accident - Der Bledinmess

Garage - Der heiway Robberung

Cyclist - Der pedallpushinink Pillocken

Skid - Der Banannan Waltzen

Double White Lines - Overtaken und Krunchen

Near Accident - Der Fuken ner Schittenselfen
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Post by Tetsuo_83 »

Ha haha ha

Windscreen Wiper - Der Flippenflappen muckenschpredder

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rofl! :lol:
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Post by SpikeyG40 »

i got that in an email yonks ago! good to have it hear though, rofl!
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