damn chavs!!

SpikeyG40 · Post by **SpikeyG40** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 8:47 pm

as i was driving back towards the A2 past Bluewater on sunday after the southern meet, some teenage burburry wearing chavs decided they would spit on my car as i drove past them (they were just jealous!). one gob landed in the middle of my windscreen, dirty f**ckers!!

just wondered if anyone wanted to help me track the little sh*ts down and kick their ass?

they were walking on the wrong side of the barrier and i woulda got 20 points each i think for hitting them lol

Dan

SiDaBa · Post by **SiDaBa** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 11:33 pm

Welcome to North West Kent!!

SpikeyG40 · Post by **SpikeyG40** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:20 am

lovely isn't it! gotta hate chavs, they didn't spit at my car! n i was following! idiots the lot of em!

cheers
doug

SiDaBa · Post by **SiDaBa** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:57 am

friend at school had a good idea once, round them up and hire a tank!!.......imagination does the rest

tornado_ally · Post by **tornado_ally** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:17 pm

A good old fashioned air rifle, a infra-red scope with an integrated telephotoal lens and some Pig Stopper pellets. You can observe and film them squirm and use the video as a warning to others not to be uncourteous to drivers. Or you could just tell them off but thats not no fun

SpikeyG40 · Post by **SpikeyG40** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 5:27 pm

this is good, keep em coming guys!maybe one day it may happen!

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 5:38 am

A small-model handheld supersoaker (still of the pump-up variety) filled with not-quite-properly diluted robinsons orange squash, or better yet ribena gets my vote.
Not that I have such a thing, as my currently-dumpy car doesnt attract much in the way of that attention, but I think it's a fine idea. Return their favour. Fill it with your own flem over a few days and keep a 12v baby bottle warmer in the car for full effect.

Next time they do it, throw out the anchors, give the barrel three or four quick pumps, drop the window and fire away. If using OJ (preference for 'sticky') try and get face, hair, and especially hands (can't wipe off the rest too easy then!). If using Ribena (preference for PURPLENESS!!!!!), cover all the lurverrly burberry and any white hats and shellsuits. If using flem (eat garlic etc beforehand - preference for 'gross'), you may want to circle the block to warm it up first, track them down, and just let rip all over. Face, clothes, whatever you can hit. This one does involve a greater investment in time and preparation, and possibly a bigger gun for full coverage, but it's well worth it. Plus if you have a cold, mucus and flob production rockets....

Because, admit it, you've always wanted to do a drive-by like in GTA3, but there's that pesky weapons legistlation and those dead bodies to clean up. This way you've just gobbed back at some wastrels that the cops could care less about, after they've already spat on your car. Everybody wins.

AshLeMacq · Post by **AshLeMacq** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 6:41 pm

A chav was spitting at me the other day.

So I took him of the BBQ.

I'll get my coat

polopowah · Post by **polopowah** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:30 pm

Every comedian has to start somewhere Ash
keep it up

Linz Polo · Post by **Linz Polo** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:26 am

i hate people who spit!!!

polopowah · Post by **polopowah** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:28 am

just wait till they get older, they get cars, then see how they like it!

ereeiz · Post by **ereeiz** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 5:35 pm

theres some little w**k round here that just point and laugh at random cars, mine was one of them 1 day, so I stopped in the middle of the road, got out and threw a clawhammer at one of them, it missed

But they didn't do it again until I got another mk2 polo, then they did it again, they didn't realise it was me though I don't think. This time I managed to trap one kid in a cul-de-sac (it had an alleyway at the bottom though with bars to slow down push bikes). He started to ride off as I got slightly ahead of him, I whacked the brakes on (only doin about 15) again, jumped out, ran after him and booted the back wheel of his s**t pikey bike. The wheel warped and he jumped off, running onto some old womans garden. She was watching us through her window, phone in hand, so I thought I'd best leave it. I walked past his bike, stamped on the front wheel to bend a few spokes (didn't do anything this time though

) got in my car and drove off.
They aint done it since

SpikeyG40 · Post by **SpikeyG40** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 5:54 pm

so thats y we used to get the odd chav come into my old halfords store saying "i was just riding along when my wheel just, eeeerrr, buckled like that, i didn't do n e thing wrong"

sounds about right

ereeiz · Post by **ereeiz** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 1:24 pm

He'd be f****d if he came into Halfords when I was working then

(even if I am only on parts

)

SpikeyG40 · Post by **SpikeyG40** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:27 pm

thought i would bring this back up as something happened the other day to my bro!

picture the scene! hot day so the windows were down, releaved to of finished another morning of work (going for lunch break), music on, cruising along, and wot comes flying in the window and hit im in the side?! A 1p coin! wot the F**K is going on wit that! he reckons a chav throw it from a bustop! is it just getting worse!

n e coments

doug