I do try...
you should see what my dinged door looks like right now - i got bored of just having it slapped with grey primer and got out some old purple touch-up brush sticks i had for my bike

Considering selling advertising space to pay for the fixup. (it's cool of the girl that did it to offer to pay for the repair, but she's at least as broke as i am if not worse)
the little bird in the first picture by the way is a Peep... they're like sugar-coated marshmallow.. eh... "things" (they're too big to be sweets, too small for puddin's) from america that get pumped out in massive numbers at easter. an american relative brought some over for the littl'uns in the clan this year and let the grownedups have one each too. theyre insanely sweet but in a way that makes you want another one (dammit!) and to hell with the dental bills.
they also expand to about four times their original size if you microwave them!