£300 he quotes me, almost straight up, or £370 on insurance. I kinda get the feeling its a scripted answer. So glad my poker face has had some training of late. Play along with the whole thing through him telling me it would be a close run thing from the insurance company maybe writing it off etc.... Got a leaflet about some HelpHire company (they sort out lots of stuff with the careless sod's insurance, get you a courtesy car etc, for just a £10 fee - eh, hang on, that's dodgy, why would *I* have to pay anything at all? Why not add it to the insurers bill?).... phone number, etc. Walk away and let the face drop.
He wanted HOW MUCH for putting a f*****ng door on a dub that might be worth all of £500-600 afterwards?
Three hundred quid! I'll leave it to Ms Escorts father's tender mercies!
Joker... think he saw me coming?