damn chavs!!

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Mon May 31, 2004 1:36 am

Blackcurrant on white.........

No! Beetroot juice! Never be able to get that stuff out.

Good quality waterguns currently very cheap at Tesco

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 2:20 pm

we wanted to have fun over last summer we bought a 2 quid warter pistol (rifle type) striped it down and removed all the stuff inside inside we fitted a (secondary) caravan pump the type you use on the shower and fit a push and hold type toggle switch in the trigger position ran all wire to a cigar ligher plug (so it was plug and play) from the pump hose pipe went from front to the boot of the car where there was a (primary) caravan pump the one that go in the warter in your warter bottle that one was in the bottom of a 25ltr drum in the boot of the car all wire went to the same plug so it was easy to install the hose pipe was on snap fit we then ested it down forest road in nottingham if any one know this road they will know why for those who dont just put it this way the ladies of the night hang about there we pulled up and this ugly blonde cam to the window and asked if we wanted business i was in the passenger side with the super warter pistol i said yes please lifted it up and let the bad boy rip she was totaly dripping wet like just jumped in the bath we the left the road by lighting up the tyres the next day we calculated that we could get rid of 25ltrs of warter in aprox 1min whichb is pritty good i think to say we made it

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 2:49 pm

we found a little recipy on a web site called jolly roger cook book any way patassum nitrate (salt peter) and house old sugar does make lots of smoke when set alight wicked fun but highly flamable theres loads of stuff to do and they all work try some of them on the burbury twats

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 3:17 pm

Have you just dropped a load of speed, matt?
Take an e-breath dude! I followed all that, but barely!

Sounds like a great blue peter idea anyhoos

And if you wanted to make 25 litres of ribena, you could probably get away with using just the one bottle of concentrate for a nice strong colour.... Â£4 for a lot of purple coloured fun!

Karl_CLCoupe · Post by **Karl_CLCoupe** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:22 pm

25 litres in one min! Yikes! Stuff your supersoakers, I want one!

Karl.

DanW · Post by **DanW** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:13 pm

I've been thinkin about this for a bit now, and anyone who's changed their ariels for bee sting ones could do this while their there...

Remove the arial and place a washer jet there instead, get another water bottle under the hood. I know theres at least one free spacer in the dash for the botton to go into as well, so get a button from a show or something (they always sell random button clip things at shows). Wire it up to a small pump simular to the one there already power,

instant chanv sprayer from the saftey of your car. Urgh.

Cadey · Post by **Cadey** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 8:56 pm

Dudes i live in CHAV HEAVEN !

When i had my black polo 1.4 16V sport thingy (R reg) i drove to the local shop, got some tinnies and came out and there was 5 chavs all about 17, one of um said "gay" under his brath so i just ignored him and got into my car, he said somthing else but i never heard it so i took down my window and simply said "Look mate you aint even worth abusing so get the f**k away from my car and go shag ya bint of a missis in the alley" so he has "Not worth it.... Not worth it....." and put his hand into a bag, not i thought he was going to get out a brick or somthing (his mobile would have been good) so i started my car and guess what he gets..... I CAN OF CARLING and is standing there with it in his hand and starts kicking off, so i said "That it... a can of carling" and started to laught and drove off, and as i did so he threw the can at my moving car (not very fast i might add) and MISSED !!!! i mean how hard can it be to hit a car with a full unopened can of anything thats about 10 feet away !!!!!!!

WHAT A LOOSER !

Karl_CLCoupe · Post by **Karl_CLCoupe** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 9:10 pm

I just get irritated by this kind of person. Theyre the type of person that robs ya wheel trims, nicks centre caps and any remotely nice looking dust caps for the sake of maybe frisbying the wheel trims or stamping on them, and selling the dust caps onto their friends. All I can say is I'm reasonably lucky where I am that this type of thing is not too common, but gawd help them if they touch/rob anything from my car!

Karl.

chubbster · Post by **chubbster** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 9:31 pm

ever heard of a kubotan? its like a martial art weapon but also a keyring. basically all it is, is a pointy bit of metal (not sharp) about 6" long that u attach ur keys to. sounds inoffensive and its supposedly legal (mmm......). the idea of it is to either use it like a flail or to stab out at accupuncture points.

anyway the point of this is my mate was almost robbed in birkenhead until he got out his kubotan and stabbed the lads collarbone with a well placed lunge. he went down like the sack of sh*t he was. now im not one for violence, but wen it comes to u or them who do u pick? well anyway, now me, my girlfriend and my mum have one on our keys. u can even get training in how to use them. a book (on how to use) and the kubotan will cost u bout a Â£10. the perfect anti-chav weapon?

OGDMX · Post by **OGDMX** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:17 am

ah man i used to have one of those it was mint

but i lost it...or rather i think my mum robbed it n threw it away

b***h!

DanW · Post by **DanW** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:34 am

what a waste of a can of carling, also shows how bloody dumb and usless chavs are

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:22 pm

Well if you're going to waste a tinnie, you can't choose a much more worthy lager

Now a can of Kronenbourg, or Lidl Excelsior, that'd be a crime.

(shows he's a stupid chav anyway - he'd be getting far more beer, of a higher strength and better drinkability, for the same money if he'd gone down to lidl or aldi........ and there's always at least one forming the hub of chav centres*)

*arguably tesco or safeway/morrisons own brand is even better and cheaper, making carling look like pissy champagne. The safeway stuff comes in an oh-so-attractive matt grey can, too

CalvinGTI · Post by **CalvinGTI** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:27 pm

I havent read all of this thread. . but does everyone have a million Chav's (or Herberts as we call them down south) hanging outside there local B2 ?

haha HOW SAD !

Calâ„¢

Cadey · Post by **Cadey** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:33 pm

I seen the best thing ever a couple of days ago, i drove down the road at about 2am going back from a "ride" and i seen this dude fairly big and 5 chavs walking the other way, one chav had only half a pair of trousers on, the other half where trailing behind him, basicly ripped to f**k, so i started to laught, i get to the speed bump where the big lad was and slowed right down to get over the bump and flashed the dude over, next thing i no the 5 chavs came running down the hill and kicked off with this failry big lad right inforunt of my car....

This lad made me p***, he grabed the first one of um by the FACE, yes the face, we are talking full palm grab

and threw he backwards into two of the others which basicly took them 3 out of the fight, the other 2 just looked at him and decided to run so the dude kicked the s**t out of the rest, after all this i offered the dude a lift home but he said.

"Ner its ok mate, im ready for another fight now, ill catch you later"

I love to watch chavs start and then loose, aspecialy when they all think they have the power of 10 men EACH....

Cadey · Post by **Cadey** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:35 pm

B2.... ther local chav hot spots in nuneaton as nuneaton is basicly chav heaven... about 85% of lads are pure chav and 50% of girls are lovely looking chavets (no they look RANK) but any way.. the local hot spot...

THE SPAR !

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