FU**ING BAST*RDS!

robert.cheetham · Post by **robert.cheetham** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:25 am

Last night some little prick smashed my passenger triangular window and got in the car. Hidden were about 80 cd's. FUCKIN' GONE! Im sure you all agree that the politist thing to do to this scumbag if found is to make his face as flat as a cd. Or is that too kind? Why are there so many tossers on this planet?

carmadaaron · Post by **carmadaaron** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:00 pm

havent u got an alarm or sumthing? best thing to prevent this is get Supa glass from Pentagon tints. they laminate the windows so when a tosser smashes the window, itll still be in 1 piece and cant get in

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:09 pm

shoot them in the head so they dont have the agony of their heroin addiction / tiny unthinking brain any more....
well, for the addiction, there's always the option of binding their hands and legs and giving them the renton treatment... lock 'em in a room with horrible wallpaper until they've got over the worst of it..

(you seen those 12 year olds and their horrible mother put under antisocial behaviour restraining orders in brum recently? i'd be hard pushed to say there's any hope for them.... little animals even on the way out of court, and you can bet they wont take a blind bit of notice)

nothing too rare in that collection i hope? no mix cds that took an age to perfect?

only money/things in the end but a massive pain in the arse!

Karl_CLCoupe · Post by **Karl_CLCoupe** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 7:09 pm

How much does pentagon charge I wonder. The Mark3 standard security isn't really up to much cop is it?

Karl.

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 3:16 am

Dude it doesn't matter who it is,if you see someone who even looks like their listening to one of your cds just smack the c**t in the face,your bound to find the little bastard who did it eventually.next time prop a sawn off at the drivers side door with a string across the window onto the trigger,when the s**t smashs the window and reaches for the cd's he loses his skull bone.

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:22 am

hehe karl, even I could nick one..... easy to get inside if you have the right lock-wire tweakin' tools, steering lock is crazy fragile, and cant exactly say they're hard to hotwire either now i've seen the inside of a steering shroud... youd just need a few moments with a screwdriver, a couple bent paperclips out of your pocket, and a pair of marigolds as insulation.. say no more

GroovyCarrot · Post by **GroovyCarrot** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 11:22 pm

Mm, old polos really aren't very secure. The only thing I'll give them is that the locks are harder to prise out than those on a fiesta or a metro or whatever, but still not exactly difficult. Some piece of scum screwdrivered my passenger door lock when my last owner had it, got in, nicked the radio along with half the dashboard because he couldn't even be bothered to take it out with prongs... really makes you wonder what kind of idiot would bother smashing up someone's car just for the sake of a cheap old cassette player

You have my sympathy. Don't suppose your insurance covers theft of vehicle contents?

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:26 am

why bother with that? bash in the rear window, unlock the drivers door from the inside, and you can still be gone by the time the owners have hauled off the bedsheets, run downstairs and unbolted the front door...

not that im condoning any such chavtacular activity even in the slightest

but it aint as if im giving out "secret" knowledge there (like how to make a slim jim or which wires to twist)

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 12:31 pm

Karl_CLCoupe wrote:How much does pentagon charge I wonder. The Mark3 standard security isn't really up to much cop is it?

Karl.

it dont matter what u do they still get in i can get in to most vauxhalls and get the motor running just my turning the hazord switch upside down and pluging it back in that window tint is ace but it dont stop the twatts prying your window out like they did too mine

Karl_CLCoupe · Post by **Karl_CLCoupe** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 8:22 pm

I might get some of the shields so my doors cant be screwdrivered, then will have to look at immobilisers and an alarm, I also wouldnt mind central locking, as I have already forgotten to lock doors/boot on one or two occassions, which is ok when its on my grans drive, but not when its parked in the road in a ruff neighbourhood!

Karl.

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:04 pm

matt, when my bro next comes home im SO trying that in his astra

GroovyCarrot · Post by **GroovyCarrot** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:40 pm

I really wish you hadn't said that, madmatt.. I'm really tempted to try it on my sister's corsa now

Must.. resist.. temptation...