Ah well, a quick blat across to Tesco's reveals that:
a) It's the Frankfurt show, in September, so I guess it would be on sale around this time next year, maybe a little earlier??
b) It just looked like a stock Polo picture (albeit a very small one) - the grill looked standard to me and no body kit - might have been the barcelona alloys, but they were motion-blurred, so couldn't really tell.
oh yes, and:
c) my cup holder's still broken.
d) the car still rattles!!!

I give up - time to just turn the stereo up and try to forget about it.
thing's I'd forgotten about in my seven weeks of Corsa purgatory:
e) the fantastic gear change.
f) the austounding engine note (it's only a 1.4, but at least it doesn't make whining/sewing machine type noises!) - it actually growls, like real cars should!
g) the gala function on the stereo - oh yesss!!!
h) the real mid-range acceleration.
i) the real road holding
j) the increadible brakes
k) seat that actually offer real back support
l) I could go on all night here, but I guess you guys already know all this - just trying to share my joy at getting my baby back with all - come on, let's feel the love together!!
See - one quick drive and I'm back to loving my baby!! Maybe I'll keep it (well, for a year or so, at least

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Deek.