Joke - Short Quiz for clever People!!!!

[bstardchild]

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether
you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer.

The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you
have answered the question!


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?












The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in
an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?











Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?"
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...
except one ... Which animal does not attend?











Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just put him in there. This tests your memory.


Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles,
and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?












Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not beenlistening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got severalcorrect answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

[Tahrey1043]

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Chop it up into handily cookable chunks, and pack it around all the other things that are already in there.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Burst the side of it with a large pin so it deflates. Jump up and down on it so it is thoroughly deflated, then feed through a meat mincer. Pack into tupperware trays and squeeze next to the giraffe.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...
except one ... Which animal does not attend?

Scar, his uncle.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles,
and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Throw some tasty croco-snacks onto the surface of the river, they will all come to the surface and start chowing down, allowing you to run across their backs unnoticed to the other side!

Cheers

[logistix]

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong

now that's really comforting! very nice

[bstardchild]

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Chop it up into handily cookable chunks, and pack it around all the other things that are already in there.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Burst the side of it with a large pin so it deflates. Jump up and down on it so it is thoroughly deflated, then feed through a meat mincer. Pack into tupperware trays and squeeze next to the giraffe.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...
except one ... Which animal does not attend?

Scar, his uncle.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles,
and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Throw some tasty croco-snacks onto the surface of the river, they will all come to the surface and start chowing down, allowing you to run across their backs unnoticed to the other side!

Cheers

Like I've said before - Tahrey you are completely barking mad

[bstardchild]

Reminds me of the how to you get 4 elephants in a mini....














2 in the front 2 in the back


How do you get 4 giraffes in a mini












Take the elephants out first...



How do you know you have an elephant in the fridge...













Footprints in the butter


What's white and climbs trees












Fridge


Whats blue and white and climbs trees










Fridge in a denim jacket


Ok i'll stop now

[Tahrey1043]

i can fully explain and defend my answers in a reasonable and explained manner though..................

after all the purest sanity is equal to the most raving insanity, separated only by the subjects grasp on the physical dimension

or something


translation: it's 4.30am, i've done the third double shift of the week, and my legs are killing me