Volvo Driver

[AshLeMacq]

Driving down the M61 between junc 6 and 5 I overtook a man in a Volvo, I just happened to catch a glimpse of him and I swear to god he had an huge pipe with smoke billowing out of it as he was driving down the middle lane of the 61.

I nearly crashed I was laughing so much

[retro]

Years ago, back when I had my first Polo, I saw some bloke cruising down a dual carriageway with a pint of beer. Seriously. A proper pint glass. I couldn't believe my eyes.

Ah, memories... that's reminded me of my old Polo. It was my first car, a silver mk2 breadvan. Didn' t go very fast, didn't stop at all, but she never broke down.

[Tahrey1043]

Can anyone top that, cuz i can't.... there's just not enough craziness on the roads round here to do any kind of justice in that deptartment.

There was however a bloke at the club bar monday night, no word of a lie.... Full-on burberry suit fashion disaster on a scale that requires UN relief troops to be called out.
Now we don't allow chavs in - no trainers, no tracksuits, no baseball caps - but this guy had it seriously going on in the burberry bandwagon department. It was so p*ss funny that i had to do my best to avoid serving him for a good couple hours after spotting otherwise i would have just broken down right in front of him.

black rasta dude, nice sunglasses, well spoken / behaved as well... but never going to be mistaken for The Cat. Beige tartan jacket.... shirt.... trousers.... tie.... probably pants socks and shoes as well. And a nice gold africa-shaped medallion. Good lord!

I can only hope he got it all from various oxfam stores and was doing it as a dare...

[SiDaBa]

Well amusingly enough, on my way home from billing coming down the M1 my friend in the back just shouts "WOW LOOOOOOK AT THAT WIG!!!", it was impressive, man in a orange volvo C70, quite clearly grey haird but lowe and behold there was a big black furry lump on his head. AND we thought that deserved a photo, bit glarey but here's the man with a furry head!!!

[Tahrey1043]

awesome!

[GroovyCarrot]

Hah! That wig is so bad it's incredible It looks like it's on back to front..