)A little boy, about 12 years, walked into town dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on its door. Madam answered and asked what he wanted. He said "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in and pick any of the girls he liked. "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" he asked. "No." " But I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, paid the Madam and headed out the door. She asked: "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones and catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will make his delivery then have a quickie with Mom and also catch the disease, and he is the bastard who ran over my frog."