todays sun chav test (page12/13)

neilw · Post by **neilw** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:24 am

This is fairly amusing.

Question 17.

Is your Car,
Just waxed - 3 points
washed a month ago - 1 point
only cleaned when i drive in the rain - 0 points

Earn extra Points if your car has any of these:

A stereo system powerful enough to damage pedestrains hearing - 5 points
Blue under car neon lighting - 3 Points
vented bonet - 2 points
fat chrome exaust pipe - 2 points
Illigal Number plate - 2 Points
Alloy wheels - 1 Point
rear spoiler - 1 Point
Flared wheel arches - 1 point

I score about 3 points at the mo lol. You get 2 points as standard on a gti (alloys and spoiler)

CalvinGTI · Post by **CalvinGTI** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:32 am

hahah

i think theve got it all wrong though, im far from being a 'chav', but by there standards im a heavy core chav !

complete waffle, once again the papers have mis-understood what a chav really is, i think they just did the article to be 'trendy' with the youth of today.

A Chav is someone who constanmtly wears a cap and blueberry gear (amongst other top labels HAH not) and DOESNT drive but stands outside a B2 (7-11) most nights smoking and 'acting tough'

I think i might send in an email actually, telling them to get their facts straight, giving us 'Cruizers' a BAD name !!!!

Calâ„¢

bstardchild · Post by **bstardchild** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:35 am

neilw wrote:This is fairly amusing.

Question 17.

Is your Car,
Just waxed - 3 points
washed a month ago - 1 point
only cleaned when i drive in the rain - 0 points

Earn extra Points if your car has any of these:

A stereo system powerful enough to damage pedestrains hearing - 5 points
Blue under car neon lighting - 3 Points
vented bonet - 2 points
fat chrome exaust pipe - 2 points
Illigal Number plate - 2 Points
Alloy wheels - 1 Point
rear spoiler - 1 Point
Flared wheel arches - 1 point

I score about 3 points at the mo lol. You get 2 points as standard on a gti (alloys and spoiler)

OMG

I washed and waxed it yesterday 3 Points - Surely this is normal for anyone who like their car

Illegal No' Plate 2 Points - well badly spaced but normal font - been through several roadside checks and none of the Police officers have even made so much as a comment

Alloy wheels 1 Point - they are 13' tho till the BBS Splitties are done

Rear Spoiler 1 Point - Its a really ickkle one tho......

That means I scored 7 points - Am I a chav?

I don't own any burburey - can't even spell it!!!

Stereo is inaudible from outside the car even turned right up - I know cos it was on while I washed it and I don't kow why I bothered

I'm as fluent in Chav speak as I am in Russian!!!!

Prash · Post by **Prash** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:51 am

we're all chavs ! I don't know why we didn't realise it earlier !

CalvinGTI · Post by **CalvinGTI** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:15 am

haha LIAR !

*pimp slaps prash*

Calâ„¢

Prash · Post by **Prash** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:48 pm

CalvinGTI wrote:haha LIAR !

*pimp slaps prash*

Calâ„¢

*Threatens to get his big bro on ya while stealin' your gti badge to stick on me chav mobile*

morrismen · Post by **morrismen** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:45 pm

Check your wheels - WHOOSH, they're gone

CalvinGTI · Post by **CalvinGTI** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:54 am

. . .i was wondering what these 13" steelies were :Â¬(

*sobs like a baby*

SilvaGTI · Post by **SilvaGTI** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:25 pm

You've gotta think that the Sun's gotta be careful what they say about Chav's as they probably account for a large percentage of it's readership so dont expect an accurate definition from them

Question 18

Do you read the:-

Daily Star - 5 Points
The Sun - 3 Points

Adam · Post by **Adam** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:15 am

or the daily sport, 10 points

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