Well I have been to the event today in the full expectation of it being marketing crap as I posted originally and I wasn't wrong
So this special package that had been prepared didn't exist for a start. It was like walking in on any other day, they had to find my details on the system and start from scratch with settlement figures. Turns out I am £2,200 in negative equity so as I expected it is not doable to change for something bigger only a year into the agreement and the salesman conceded that.
I noticed all the staff were wearing upgrade event t-shirts and there were VIP posters up so I asked the salesman what would happen if I was not in negative equity, i.e. what is special about the special event? He struggled to think for a moment and then said well its an upgrade event that works for some customers but not everyone and the APR and deposit contribution rates aren't always this good... later checked VW main website where it was the same but no big promotion claims...
So it was indeed all smoke and mirrors but at least it passed some time and it was quite amusing to fully take in the level of marketing s**t
As Bane said in The Dark Knight Rises: "Theatricality and deception; powerful agents to the uninitiated...But we are initiated aren't we?"