Virtual Bar Maid!!

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CBurns
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Virtual Bar Maid!!

Post by CBurns »

For all you's guys (or girls if thats your thing) that cant make it to the pub tonite heres something to keep you going

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

hint try typing in "kiss"
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Post by CalvinGTI »

hahah quality :¬P

Try typing in 'lick' or 'strip'
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Is this safe for work? :lol:
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Post by CBurns »

depends what you do!! it's possibly sackable but then again it's worth it.

newest tip "love"
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haha u never see anythig so i guess so, unless u have plenty of Womens rights campaigners at your work it should be ok


haha

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Post by M@Turner »

Try "bend"

*drool*

I hope the bar maid at the pub tonight is like that.
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Post by Si_GTi »

Hmmm. All internet access here is logged you see, and there is a policy as to what is good and bad, so... I'll wait until I get home and hope it works on 56k :roll: lol.
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Post by CalvinGTI »

its all about the 'pillow fight' or 'dance'
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Post by M@Turner »

"Kick"

Its goin oh so well.......then whack! Thats gotta hurt :shock:
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Post by GaryUK »

Best one so far........ Jedi Fight

How cool is that! 8)
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Post by jimbob »

tell her to "show me your breasts" but using the t word instead

im a legend for finding this out dont you think lol
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Post by carmadaaron »

quality! 8)
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Post by madmatt »

try BUM nice
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Post by dxg »

OK, after a bit of poking around, here's what it will understand:
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<propernoun>
<tammy s="tammie,tam"/>
</propernoun>
<adverb>
<how s="how are,you feeling,what up,sup,how it"/>
</adverb>
<pronoun>
<self s="you,yourself,your,self"/>
<user s="me,myself,my,us,our,ourselve,oureslves,camera,i"/>
<world s="those,these,his,her"/>
</pronoun>
<preposition>
<location s="at,behind,on,infront,in front,beside,in,through"/>
<relation s="for,to,with,of"/>
</preposition>
<interjection>
<wave s="hi,hey,hello"/>
</interjection>
<conjunction>
<and/>
<or/>
<then/>
</conjunction>
<noun>
<bottle/>
<rope/>
<hat/>
<boxer s="holyfield,ali,jones,la hoya,rocky"/>
<beer s="beer,ale,lager,stout,porter,bubbly,bud,budweiser,blue,coors,molson,stella,cerveza,pint"/>
<pitcher s="jug"/>
<shot s="jd,jack daniels,brewskies,whiskey,southern comfort,whiskey sour,white russian"/>
<breast s="t**s,knockers,melons,tatas,juggs,ta tas,dirty pillows,tomatoes,boobs,nipples,nips,bosum,chest,big ones,bra,boulders,guns,hooters,torso,rack"/>
<can/>
<thong s="underwear,panties,g-string,g string"/>
<shirt s="top,t-shirt,tshirt,blowse,jacket"/>
<clothes s="pants,shorts,slacks"/>
<bikini s="swimsuit"/>
<bar s="pub,counter,counter top,counter-top"/>
<seat s="stool,bench"/>
<tap s="bar tap"/>
<lap/>
<hair/>
<number s="phone,phone number,cell,411"/>
<lollipop s="sucker,lolli pop"/>
<karate s="kung fu,jiu jitsu,kungfu,jiujitsu,martial arts,martialart"/>
<floor s="ground,dirt,pavement"/>
<butt s="bootie,tattoo,butt,arse,ass,backside,beam,behind,bottom,breech,bum,buns,can,cheeks,derriere,duff,fanny,heinie,hiney,hind end,keister,posterior,rear,rear end,rump,seat,tail,tail end,beer.com"/>
<lipstick s="makeup,face paint,lip gloss,lipstick,lips"/>
<girl s="bartender,chick,hottie,gal,friend"/>
<man s="guy"/>
<magic s="abracadabra,witchcraft,slight,wicca"/>
<jedi s="darth vader,luke skywalker,darthvader,lukeskywalker,sky walker,skywalker,luke,star wars,ob,obone,light saber"/>
<pillow s="cushion"/>
<groin s="nuts,balls"/>
<jumpingjack s="jumping jacks,jumping jack"/>
<hoolahoop s="hoola hoop"/>
<robot s="robot,hal,c3po,r2d2,robby,astro boy,tin man,metropolis,twiki"/>
<leimek s="lei mek"/>
<airguitar s="air guitar"/>
<headbang s="metal head,head banger,head bang,ozzy,led zepplin,metallica,korn,metal,perl jam,stone temple,motorhead,limp bizkit,rock,headbanger,rob zombie"/>
<guitar/>
<magazine s="book,playboy,hustler"/>
<hummer/>
<banana/>
<gymnastics s="cartwheel,gym"/>
<message s="chalk board"/>
<handstand s="hand stand"/>
<cowboy s="cowgirl"/>
<tap/>
<riverdance s="river dance"/>
<math s="sums,add,subtract,multiply,divide,calculus,algebra,trig,trigonometry,e mc,emcsquared,think"/>
<light s="lighter,fire,bic,ronson"/>
<cap s="bottle cap"/>
<head s="fellatio,felate"/>
<tougue/>
<muscle s="arm,bulge"/>
<rapper s="pdiddy,coolio,ja rule,lil kim,jay z,method man,snoop dog,ludacris,eminem,beastie boys,dr dre"/>
<supermodel s="kate moss"/>
<aerobic/>
<macarena s="lambada,mambo,party"/>
<stomach s="belly"/>
<angry s="upset,frustrated,pout,sulk,sour puss,bad loser,mad"/>
<orgasm s="love"/>
<gun/>
<topless/>
<wet s="shower,bath"/>
<naked/>
<stripper/>
<dog/>
<yoga/>
<joke/>
<danceMovie s="coyote ugly"/>
<sunshine s="sunshine girl"/>
<toes s="feet,shoe"/>
<tongue/>
</noun>
<verb>
<blow/>
<call/>
<model s="sashay,flounce,mince,prance,flaunt,parade,swagger, model,kate moss,catwalk"/>
<apply/>
<seduce/>
<bow/>
<bend s="croutch,bend over,lean"/>
<remove s="take off,pull off,rip,rip off"/>
<give s=",make,get,fetch,fix"/>
<pour/>
<serve/>
<grab s="touch,hold,play,feel,fondle,"/>
<squeeze s="press,crush,jam,push,squash,squish"/>
<communicate s="say,talk,chat,chatter,acknowledge,write"/>
<wave/>
<kiss s="makeout,make out,karess,peck,smack,smooch,makeout,french,neck,snog,lip,pucker"/>
<lick s="suck"/>
<knee s="defend,kick"/>
<wipe s="clean,dust,sweep"/>
<look s="observe,read,check out"/>
<crush s="destroy,break,obliderate"/>
<box/>
<fight s="combat,argue,complain,war,strive,struggle,scuffle,tussle,altercate,bicker,quarrel,scrap,spat,squabble,tiff,wrangle,rowdy,commotion"/>
<tickle s="frolic,ramp"/>
<sleep s="lay,lie,nap,slumber,zzz,doze,siesta,snooze,catnap,count sheep"/>
<show s="brandish,display,disport,exhibit,expose,flash,flaunt,parade,show off,trot out,exhibit,display,see,reveal"/>
<throw s="flick,toss"/>
<pretend s="fake,deceive"/>
<dance s="boogie,jitter"/>
<punish s="hit,spank,slap,smack"/>
<jump s="hop,skip,bounce"/>
<snap/>
<surf s="surfing"/>
<shake s="wiggle,gitter,jiggy, jostle,quiver, rattle, jerk,jiggle"/>
<reach/>
<strip s="striptease"/>
<walk s="stride"/>
<cluck/>
<brush s="comb"/>
<kill s="maim,hurt"/>
<take s="chug,consume,drink,shotgun"/>
<perform s="do"/>
<become s="be,switch,change,metamorphose,transform,morph,turn into"/>
<laugh s="chortle,chuckle,giggle,guffaw,hee haw,snicker,sniggle,tehee,titter,lol"/>
<spin s="gyrate,gyre,pirouette,twirl,whirl,revolve,rotate,wheel,swirl,reel,dizzy"/>
<splits s="split leg,flexible,spread"/>
<pushup s="push up,workout,exercise,physical"/>
<rap s="rapping,busta,sing"/>
<sing s="chant,tune,vocalize,carol,serenade,croon,lullaby,intone,mariah carey,avril,shania,britney,christina,singing"/>
<flex/>
<rub/>
<shoot s="draw"/>
<downward s="stretch,contort"/>
</verb>
<ignoreList>
<words s="like,a,if,that,is,this,has,are,how,about,us,we,our,the,another,other,the"/>
</ignoreList>
<glueList>
<words s="rob zombie,light saber,turn into,beef curtain,ball bag,dirty pillows,sunshine girl,la hoya,chalk board,coyote ugly,star wars,sour puss,bad loser,rip off,count sheep,hand stand,kate moss,trot out,beastie boys,dr dre,method man,snoop dog,jay z,ja rule,lil kim,phone number,bottle cap,mariah carey,e mc,river dance,martial art,air guitar,stone temple,perl jam,limp bizkit,led zepplin,head bang,head banger,metal head,lei mek,hoola hoop,push up,jumping jacks,jumping jack,split leg,rear end,tail end,lip gloss,ta tas,big ones,cha cha,jack daniels,make out,southern comfort, pull off,turn off,pull out,whiskey sour,white russian,what up,you feeling,how are,how it,bloody mary,show off,darth vader,luke skywalker,kung fu,jiu jitsu"/>
</glueList>
<censorList>

### had to delete this bit - don't want to get banned on here!

</censorList>
</lexicon>
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dxg....dont tell us u made that :wink:
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