Gentlemen, grab a sick bag (NOT WORK SAFE)

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Gentlemen, grab a sick bag (NOT WORK SAFE)

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:shock: god that's a cringer.
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I've just scared all my mates with that! :D

But yeah, WTF!!!!
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Post by Karl_CLCoupe »

*Feeling Faint*

*FAINTS*

(Loud thud!)

Karl.
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Post by cyhliu »

I don't know about you guys but did you instinctively cross your legs and whimper when you saw those photos...definately wtf!

Still want to cross my legs even thought I closed the window a long long time ago...
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More a cupping with a hand and legs closed tightly together :oops:
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Post by dub envy »

Now that gives me an idea.
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Post by carmadaaron »

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuughg

:shock: (throws up)
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dammit, i just ate too :(
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dont throw up on your keyboard.... :wink:
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Post by Prash »

nasty, but as someone on there has pointed out in he last pic he's got no index finger, but in the pic right before it he has all his fingers...still, pretty sick :?
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Post by GroovyCarrot »

I -really- wish you hadn't shown me that.
The index finger is missing from all the pictures, the middle finger just looks like the index finger in some of the close up ones where you can't see the rest of the hand :?

I'm going to have nightmares now :(
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Post by Tahrey1043 »

thats the link that has driven me to ban b3ta on my router (joining fark and somethingawful) ..... why dear god why!??!?!!?!?

though i gave the porka folks that link a few hours back, just in case there was ever a need to f*** with someones head --- with a copious warning of EXACTLY what was inside - is that where you got it, nuttinew? :D

i just cant get my head around it..................... hell even when a transgender guy goes to have SRS, that bit is "saved" to make a fake clitoris and G-spot with. Someone got SEVERE mental health issues. not to mention access to very, very heavy painkillers as any kind of discomfort down there is naturally amplified 10x

bloody hell

/4-and-a-half-beers


PS this is another thing that's going to go down in internet legend with goatse and tubgirl isnt it
PPS i might have looked...... but so did all of you! sick perverts you will burn!!!!! :D
PSS yeha his middle finger naturally enough has taken up the role of the index on that hand, so it might cause a little confusion. didya see the news story about blind people being able to see with cameras plugged into sensitive spots on their tongues instead of optic nerves? an effect along those lines i think - his middle finger is now the 'index'
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Didn't get it from Porka as I cannae register there.
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Post by Scorpio1 »

That’s sick past belief, how the heck did you come across that?!!

I feel like I need the men’s room, but can’t! The second from bottom pic is the worst.

Must keep telling myself it’s only Velcro, ONLY VELCRO :lol:
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