How your local chavs doing this winter ?

[Cadey]

I cant help but feel sorry for the chavs at this time of year, as all they love to do is stand out side the local shop (Spar in nuneaton) and drink there "Carlin init" and "Wart Lartnin"...

They always look freezing but this is a must because as any chav knows they have to stand out side the shop just incase some old granny comes along or a groupe of smaller boys, or a group that the chavs out number 10 to 1 to kick off with !!!!.

So please, let me know how your local chavs are doing this winter and remember, its better to run down a chav and put him or her and their families out of their missories....

Help the chavs this winter....... run as many of them down as you can (Multi Points Avalable when i receive proof of a double or tripple run down)

[Tahrey1043]

they're f***ing everywhere ---- in more ways than one.... heck, more ways than three!

breedin like rabbits laaak...

and as a teacher who was escorting a relative for a scan agreed with me - there was some kind of wierd shift in youth attitudes, almost all at once, about 5 years ago when they entered the secondary system (and she's far beyond my age so it's not one of "those" growing up things)... putting them just about right for causing mayhem on the streets now

maw, gets me mah shootin' irons

[david burton]

they're giving me road rage, throwing stuff out of their car at 1am in the middle of Reading in an attempt to ruin what I've spent years saving up for....

dickheads.

[Tahrey1043]

get the feeling that there might be a popular revolution in this country soon with the common folk putting two fingers up to the law and arming themselves, purely for self defence against this wave of b*ll*cks...

you can weigh up the pros and cons all you like, but how likely are they to throw stuff at your car if there's a good chance you'll pop a cap for it?

only prob is once that happens, the chavs will get a bit more overt than a cruddy flicknife, a sovereign ring knuckle duster and half a brick for weaponry and probably outdo you..

[13twelve]

when i was living at the ex's house there was a guy a couple of doors down who had a punto, which i must admit looked nice, was tastefully mod'd and he looked after it - he really did.


one day he, a bit of a minor scalli to me, but probably not, was at the local corner shop and some kids gave him some grief - so he told em to f**k off and thought nothing of it.


at 1am the next morning there was 2 huge smashes - 2 of those kids through bloody great rocks - one through the rear window of this dudes car and one through the front window of their house.


the dumb s**t did this infront of a van driving by and 2 fellas walking home from the pub. the van driver was the guy in questions mate and the 2 fellas where ex-special services - the 14 year old kids really couldnt out run these 2 fellas.

well actually one could.

one didnt.

and he was s**t it.

like s**t it

this guy was shouting like a sergent major at him, the dude whose car was shouting, his mate was shouting and, well, some s**t called the police who will of given the kid a slap on the wrist at best - rather than taking the kid into the back of the big van and beating the living daylights out of him.

he kept saying he acted alone - yet he couldnt of picked both rocks up at once. then he said he'd pay for the damage? how? his parents might.

speaking of his parents.

he was 14 max. this was well after 1 am. the hell was he doing out after 1 at 14?

[Tahrey1043]

I dont know mate, i nipped out to asda for some stuff at like 10.45 at night a couple weeks back - clearly teenage or even 8-9 year old kids EVERYWHERE. Just, you know, loitering, or strolling aimlessly back and forth in a posse style with the hoodies up. What the blue f**k is going on? They should not merely be at home, but in bed already for heavens sake. If not because of school tomorrow, then because it was brass b*ll*ck freezing outside.

Put the fear into me that one did, just a bit. It hurts when your perceptions get shifted.

And that wasn't even in a rough neighbourhood - to go from my place to Asda you start off in lower-middle class burbs and very gradually work your way through to upper middle. Not exactly the ghetto.

[Aphex]

round my way its like dawn of the dead, bloody chav zombies looking for "braaaaaains"

[Cadey]

Well id love to invite you all to Nuneaton for some chav spotting, its full of them, all you got to do is go for a walk around the town centre for the more "advetarus" chavs, but if you want the "I think im 10 men" chavs you have to go into the heart of "Grove Farm" which is a compleate s**t hole.

To cut a very very long list of stories down that i could tell you about this place ill tell you the one that i love


I parked up out side the spar and walked it, one of the 3 chavs said "HU.. Look at that gay" when i walked in, and just ignored the t*t....

So i got my beer and walk out, and he said it again, so i stopped and gave him a little look... And just plainly said "The reason i aont said anything to you back mate is because your not even worth abusing"

So he says..

"Not worth abusing am i....." and reaches into his bag of tricks.

At this point i did kinder think hummm, he might have a knife, or a hammer etc ?

But whats this... He pulls out a full can of carlin and starts mouthing off at me with it in his had (Kinder like a primative weapon?)

So i get into my car and drive off, and the t*t throws this can of carlin tofards my car and misses (thank god) and it bursts all over the floor and i drive off car unhurt

Two days go past and i stop at a junction and i see in my mirror 4 lads running towards my car, 2 each side trying to get to my doors, once of which had a f**k off peace of log....

So i drive off and one of them throws the log and it hits my bonet.... it did no damage really, just a VERY small dent.

Main reason i sold that car as it was the only done up black polo sport in town and fairly loud, very easy to spot....

I have spoken to all the chavs one at a time since then and put the scares on them all, Oh yeah, and one of them is not im prision of manslaughter as they robbed a car and drove it round the local quary and crashed it and he ran off to leave his mate crushed in the car who later died.... Nice mate ay ?

[workinprogress]

another case for compulsary army conscription

a good beasting puts most chavs on the back foot if not pooing their themselves
I live in a quite sh*t area never had any trouble really though always had modded dubs on my drive owning a few guns helps

[Tahrey1043]

yeah that Bad Lads Army was a great laugh seeing former estate gang member throwing a full-on childish tizz because he didn't like the sausages or something yeah real hard man

think it might be that they simply haven't grown past the 2-3 years old mindset?

[Si_GTi]

think it might be that they simply haven't grown past the 2-3 years old mindset?

I'd say so. I've just been downstairs to investigate the racket and found that a bunch of chavs have just been throwing stones at the front of our house... which means my car is also in the firing line, parked as it is on an extension to the driveway, and very close to the front window where the pebbles were bouncing off. Mum's just gone nuts at the window, a bit like Homer did in that Simpsons temple of doom ripoff l'il buggers scarpered pretty sharpish. Odd really cos this kind of thing has never happened right in front of my house before (sorry if I lost you with the Simpsons reference)

Still. Little ****s. Argh

[Tahrey1043]

I've figured out the answer
just get these two handy household items rigged up on a ready-to-grab scrapyard challenge style holster/trigger and you're golden



i'd say "aint ms paint brilliant" but i used paintshop.... now can anyone tell me why my cursor keeps jumping back a character?

[CalvinGTI]

Glad to see everyone else has a hatred for Chavs as much as me

I guess i was pretty lucky really, i went to the worst school in Redbridge, it came bottom of the school listings every year haha ! thats not lucky i hear u say, well it was because i had no choice but to assosiate with the worst kind of people that lived in my area. This was fortunate in the sense that people knew me and that i associated with some naughty people, which the chavs all look up to cos there lame.

When i go to my local shops these days the chavs actually watch my car and make sure no-one messes with it !!! lol its pretty sweet as it goes.

I do feel sorry for all you guys that have had run-ins with chavs because at the end of the day, they have Sweet FA to lose, and you have your nice car that can get picked on.

having said all this though my car has been broken into twice, but ive got my alarm on the most sensitive it can be and the standard alarm is pretty loud as it goes. As soon as the alarm goes im out of bed and hanging out the window, i nearly caught them once, but as i got to the window i saw the rear of a car just go out of view round the corner to my turning, was well annoyed didnt get to see what car it was, just taht it was a dark blue.

The way i see things going is like this. Anyone seen Battle Royale ? (jap flick) If you havent its about the future in Japan where the younger generation are rebelling against the adult population and causing lots of crime and trouble. So all the adults decide to take a school class every year to an island and force them to fight it out to the death till there is only one left HAHAH ! in order to try and kerb the younger population.

The uk could have their own version called 'Chav Royale' !

hahahah

Bagsy me first on the gun turret !!!. . . .Anyone wanna use the flame thrower? Bwaaaaaaa

oh what fun that would be

Calâ„¢

[jon_poloV]

very good post there calvingti!
jon

[Tahrey1043]

i'd just go for the exploding neck collars, to be honest. dont bother with the island

that'll cause them to maybe think twice about their actions for once, and to progress beyond a mental age of 2-and-a-half