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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:37 pm
by Chally_Rai
Indeed...
The radio one man last night got a text from a girl saying she wanted to get this lad shes seeing something to say ' i like you' but not ' i love you'
He came up with
a pen.
a bathmat
an all in one remote control.
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:13 pm
by hedgehogharvey
blowjob?
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:00 pm
by Chally_Rai
hedgehogharvey wrote:blowjob?
for valentines day?
Thats like giving someone toast for breakfast!
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:02 pm
by Luke'sGti
Chally_Rai wrote:hedgehogharvey wrote:blowjob?
for valentines day?
Thats like giving someone toast for breakfast!
ahh, how things change when you get married

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:50 pm
by Bryony84
Chally_Rai wrote:hedgehogharvey wrote:blowjob?
for valentines day?
Thats like giving someone toast for breakfast!
I'd agree with you there, got to be something a bit special!
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:02 pm
by dubpolo
i gave my girlfriend a big dimond ring two weeks ago so she aint getting anything but a card!
give him your car for the day, go on! if you really love him

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:33 pm
by Biddle
I just found some verses for Valentines day, but be warned some of them might offend people, hence why I posted a link not the verses, so seriously dont get mad at me if you dont find them funny.
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp ... nsfwfs=yes
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:13 pm
by Chally_Rai
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:58 pm
by Ollie_R
Chally_Rai wrote:Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I
Pfft
Personally, I can't wait until tomorrow is over.
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:05 pm
by LowPoloCo.
yeah , you guys think thats bad, i feel like a complete traitor to all of you.
the girl im getting one for owns a '96 clio, so i went on halfords website, found some pink tax disk holder, pink gear knob, and dust caps as a set £9.99.
then joined a
CLIO FORUM! in order to find out how to remove gear stick!
too much effort! didnt wanna break the car, just bought card and tax disk holder.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:10 pm
by ModifiedMadness
I'm getting this
back for Valentines day

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:18 pm
by Bryony84
Best valentines present ever huh?
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:36 pm
by DanDiesel
hollie got me 4 dvds that i wanted, which i'm pleased about!! got her a dvd, a cashmere jumper, a pot plant and flowers!
she also bought all the food for our dinner!
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:16 pm
by Luke'sGti
DanDiesel wrote:a pot plant
i wouldnt go round advertising that you have one of them

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:20 pm
by Chally_Rai
Luke'sGti wrote:DanDiesel wrote:a pot plant
i wouldnt go round advertising that you have one of them

Yeah, everyone'll be after it!!!