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CalvinGTI wrote:haha seems like all of us have had our bad experiences !

Once me and a mate were driving down the main road which goes straight through Hainault (where i live) when this 4x4 pulled out on me and made no attempt to apologize, but instead the male driver, who was HOOJ ! decided throw insults at me. . .

errrrrrrrrrr excuse me? YOU were the one that pulled out on me !

Well suffice to say bein from essex and being not liking the verbal abuse i got i decided to double back around so that i also had the opportunity to pull out on him as he came down the road. As i popped out and made him heavy brake i casually threw my strawberry milkshake all over his nice shiny 4x4 windscreen

bwaaaahaha the dood went MENTAL !

he ended up chasing us through red lights and all manner of road obstacles, with me best mate giving him a good **** off from his window haha he musta chased us for like 30 mins, i coulda left him for dust at almost any time but there was too much fun to be had letting him chase us and giving him abuse AR AR !


suffice to say we made him very late for wherever he was going, and also strawberry milkshake all over your car in the basking sun?

oooooooh cant look good !

PS - I honestly am a nice person, but when people like this think they can 'walk' over the little guy. . . its just not on.

i'd have loved to have seen all that

i would of just beat the **** out of him!!!!! but thats me

Actually, the Arctic is just Ice, it isnt a continant. Antartica is a continant!

Sounds like you got an A* at Geography.
Pologti: I'll change my joke then.

As for Curbrough, Metz, i'll check what i'm working.

Dubpolo...you need to take anger management classes mate

*Wants Metz's wheels for his car in the winter*

:¬P

Calâ„¢

M@Turner wrote:

Actually, the Arctic is just Ice, it isnt a continant. Antartica is a continant!

Sounds like you got an A* at Geography.
Pologti: I'll change my joke then.

As for Curbrough, Metz, i'll check what i'm working.

Nah, C Average! I did crap in English though, I cant spell Continant/Continent for s**t!

Calvingti, you can use my wheels for winter if i can use your car for winter.

haha metz

Gonna cost ya !! What engine is yours anyhow? ive never had the pleasure of driving an 'older' polo.

:¬P

Calâ„¢

You know what they say.. "The older the berry the sweeter the juice" (friday)

Its quite a powerfull car mate i don't think you would be used to such torque only driving a GTI, If you drive a g40 then a gt and slowly work your way down to my 1043cc you will be prepared for the full on torque.

*is confused* so yours is turbo charged?

Well ive driven plenty of turbo charged/turbo'd motors in my time so i doubt id be all that surprised, especially when im used to me mates 520 bhp Escort Cossie, think its the fastest 4wd cossie in the UK at the moment !

0-60 in 2.81 seconds !

Ooooooooh Lush

Was thinking of maybe buying an older turbo charged polo though, for me run around, im sure you can pick them up for like £2k nowadays (niceish one). and just make it sheet quick for a laugh hah


I just want some 15"s for my MK5 at the moment like the ones youve got for winter, Are your wheels Ronal's ?

You just lose so much speed with dirty big 17"'s !!! Mind you, its nice knowing your one of few with 17's on ya polo

Calâ„¢

Funny you should mention 17's on a polo, on my way to work this morning i decided to go the scenic way (through the town centre..plenty of young ladies wearing mini skirts) and as i pull away from the traffic lights a 6n polo tries to cut me up....I noticed the 17's and the fit bird behind the wheel so i didn't go caveman on her. In the end she let me through first as she obviosly respected my PIMP status lol

Ooooooooh the mackness *winks*

lol

For some reason in my car i tend to get the most smiles off ladies (older than me) in big BMW's or Merc's.

Maybe they like a bit of 'young meat' . . .sheeet maybe they just like chav's !!

Nooooooooooooooo !

haha

Calâ„¢

You should give them a portion of young meat for a drive in their car

BaLing BaLing mo'foga

Haha Cal... i think you should be afraid of the pimpmobile... all that grunt through those itty bitty wheels, the shortness of the gearing cuz of them, and the massive 185 wide rubber means you might end up standing still and twisting the tarmac right off the road
I'd not want to go up against that 1 litre beast, not without getting a chip and cust-o-miser-ing my gearbox first

No love lost with 4-by drivers here neither - the twats simply cannot park for toffee. Possibly something to do with the fact that they have zero close-up visibility in that sky high cab, particularly to the rear with the boot-mounted spare wheel.
Still think my grille's bent where one of the nobs went into me.

And an almost topical one - getting lift into work this morning, my chaffeur was charging (for once!) up Holloway Head road, nice wet surface, finally eked their 100hp monster a little over the legal limit.... big old Discovery* can be seen closely ahead rolling up to the stop line at a side road, doesnt brake much, looks once in our direction and goes for it. Except, not very much throttle, a bit of rear end slip, and a hilarious amount of body roll. Ends up straightening out smack in the middle of two lanes on this pseudo dual carriageway. Much braking and a bit of cursing ensued. Scuse me mate... you're not driving a proper city-bred car that can "handle" any more. Go away and think what you've done and don't try it again.
Think it would have been bloody fantastic if he'd tried a little harder to make it straight into the nearside lane with a little more speed, and, just like the one shown on Top Gear (5th gear? i forget), tipped the stupid thing right onto it's roof

*wrote Disco originally but didn't want Matt getting on my case
PS to clear it up once and for all, arCTic = large ice sheet surrounding north pole, arTic = lorry that bends at the middle (no "C"). K?

I apologise prefusely (sp) for my C sir