This is why I love cat's!

dino · Post by **dino** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:16 pm

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are
fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an
attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

barstewards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released -and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly.

I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged
protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

ModifiedMadness · Post by **ModifiedMadness** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:27 pm

Love it

Post by **alexperkins** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:39 pm

haha thats a classic

:D

Sunburntfreek · Post by **Sunburntfreek** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:33 am

haha thats brilliant

SpikeyG40 · Post by **SpikeyG40** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:28 am

Like it alot!

Chally_Rai · Post by **Chally_Rai** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:29 pm

cats are blatantly cooler than dogs. (see my myspace pic, i am fully in the cat wagon) but....

I dont get this bit "He(the dog) is regularly released -and seems to be more than willing to return."

i dont get it

dragon_green · Post by **dragon_green** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:28 pm

taken for a walk?

DanDiesel · Post by **DanDiesel** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:51 pm

its so true of cats

Dee-vub · Post by **Dee-vub** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:50 pm

Hahaha that is brilliant!

How can you ever say cats are better than dogs! What a crazy thing to say

JoeG07 · Post by **JoeG07** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:49 pm

cats are way better than dogs dogs are just such d!ckheads

Chally_Rai · Post by **Chally_Rai** » Tue May 08, 2007 9:50 am

Dee-vub wrote: How can you ever say cats are better than dogs! What a crazy thing to say

Please dont make us explain

(PoLoBoI) · Post by **(PoLoBoI)** » Tue May 08, 2007 10:47 am

dogs are numb ours used to run into the doors and it WERNT blind but my cats on the other hand they like the top of my curtains in the front room sat on the curtain pole how odd