two cubicles, of which one was already occupied.
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped
my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate,
how are You doing?" I thought it a bit strange
but not wanting to be rude I Replied "Yeah, not too
bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what
are you up to mate?"
Again I answered; somewhat reluctantly it must be
said. Unsure what to say, I replied
"Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about Yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time.....
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some
d!ck Head in the loo next to me answering everything I
say."


