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Last Night I walked into a public toilet where I found
two cubicles, of which one was already occupied.

So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped
my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate,
how are You doing?" I thought it a bit strange
but not wanting to be rude I Replied "Yeah, not too
bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what
are you up to mate?"

Again I answered; somewhat reluctantly it must be
said. Unsure what to say, I replied
"Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about Yourself?"

I then heard the voice for the third time.....
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some
d!ck Head in the loo next to me answering everything I
say."

ha! good one mate

haha thats quality!

Ooh it's ages since I spammed the club house with Jokes

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I was depressed last night so I called a helpline.

Got connected to a call centre in Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal.




They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Glasgow and sees a card
advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more
details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, "Yes here
it is...the job entails you getting patients ready for the
gynaecologist.

You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and
wash their nether regions.

Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub
in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.

There's an annual salary of £45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to
go to Newcastle."

"Oh why, is that where the job's based?"


no thats where the end of the queue is !

haha good jokes there

Some good jokes there... I've heard your one before Mysteryboy but it still made me laugh

hahahahaha, thats a beast of a joke

happy new year to you all

elwarnio