To Make A Woman Happy!!!!

bstardchild · Post by **bstardchild** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:32 pm

It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be:-

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organiser

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Shag him

2. Leave him in peace

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:08 am

lol

too bloody right; this week i have had to be numbers

1, 2, 7, 8, 10, 11, 16, 17, 20, 21, 23, 24, 27, 29, 30, 34 - 38, 40, 45, 46, 48 and 50

and the most I can expect out of it is a bit of "to make a man happy" number 2 - when she's at work or the gym. (as the woman i'm sharing my house with is my mother, i would rather not receive any number 1, or provide several of the first section's options)

MIZ VW · Post by **MIZ VW** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:17 pm

thats cool

metz · Post by **metz** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:21 pm

i was thinking about getting a woman until i read that lot.....makes me feel happy to be single now

Karl_CLCoupe · Post by **Karl_CLCoupe** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:23 pm

My my, you don't half have to jump through some hoops!

MIZ VW · Post by **MIZ VW** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:23 pm

no u wouldnt need to wory bout that, u can play the field but im sure some girls will still want some of that even if they arnt ur girl

metz · Post by **metz** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:29 pm

its a hard life being a bloke aint it guys

SiDaBa · Post by **SiDaBa** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:51 pm

metz wrote:its a hard life being a bloke aint it guys

I'll second that

polo_chick · Post by **polo_chick** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:22 pm

LOL!

We've to put up with you lot ... any wonder we have such high expectations!

SiDaBa · Post by **SiDaBa** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:14 pm

polo_chick wrote:LOL! We've to put up with you lot ... any wonder we have such high expectations!

what is it we do so wrong??

polo_chick · Post by **polo_chick** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:34 pm

You have to ask!? haha! Naw I'm only joking .. you aren't all bad!

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 8:04 pm

Nice looking ride btw bev... tho i'm not sure about those lexy lights

(ducks & covers)
personal taste and all that!

SpikeyG40 · Post by **SpikeyG40** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:30 pm

hehehe, quite amusing, and must agree on em!

although i do like a bit more than a shag and left in peice! there r other good things u no!

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 2:22 am

Like steak and a blowjob? with an option on cold beer and footy and/or hong kong chop socky goodness?

nick euro · Post by **nick euro** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 10:31 am

sounds silly but thats probably true

UK-POLOS.NET - THE VW Polo Forum

To Make A Woman Happy!!!!

To Make A Woman Happy!!!!

Re: To Make A Woman Happy!!!!