Not too many bad ones round here it must be said, north/central brum seems to have some decent modifiers (let's see what happens if i ever get round to doing mine up

) .... there was a rover 400, or perhaps it was a honda something orother, i passed last week though. Parked up maybe a couple miles from here. It would have been quite smart, the way they modified it, but something had possessed the owners to try debadging the car and smoothing off the tailgate etc.. and they've made an abysmal hash of it
Saw some quite awful wrecks back in Bangor proudly wearing CaerCruiser website transfers tho... e.g. dirty white late-80s fiesta with spoiler, wide (faked?) double tailpipe, lowered suspension on steelies with masses of rust, always in halfords car park with some trevs hanging around... dear oh dear.
3 of 4 - the annoying kid round the corner who always came round with his brother to bother me & my bro in various retarded fashions has got his own car now... old red & black MG Metro that doesn't so much sit parked at the side of the road as lurk. It doesn't seem much different from stock, but tis rusty, and i've seen it once moving with people in, and several times with them standing, looking forlornly at the engine with the bonnet up, probably with dashed hopes of going to the cinema in their heads (or down to Star City to make a nuisance of themselves).
And.... who was it *sent their mother* to inquire in Tyburn Halfords about a gigantic metal spoiler for their Micra when i was in buying my new (lovely JBL

) speakers last week?!? Own up, you need a slap!
(and yes, i also took that as a queue to ask the assistant how much they were and whether they would fit a polo hatch, but only as "the most inappropriate thing in the world ever")