w@nker hand gestures and other obscenities
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shantybeater
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haha nice one chris, pointing and laughing winds them up soo much, on my way back from brighton to bournemouth a few months back, there was a lane close on the dual carriageway, ppl were queing really far back, there were signs for a good 1/4 mile back warning ppl..
this t**t in a merc drove all the way up to where i was to pull in( where the cones were blocking the road), i slowly crept alongside so he couldnt find an opening...then he flipped & started revving his car and jerking infront of mine, i followed suit & revved forward a few inches at a time but had to let him go cos he literally wanted to rip the front of my car off.... he then slotted infront of me & i pointed and laughed at him...never seen some one scream & shout & wave their arms soo much...the car was rocking from side to side!! his wife like held him in the car!
this t**t in a merc drove all the way up to where i was to pull in( where the cones were blocking the road), i slowly crept alongside so he couldnt find an opening...then he flipped & started revving his car and jerking infront of mine, i followed suit & revved forward a few inches at a time but had to let him go cos he literally wanted to rip the front of my car off.... he then slotted infront of me & i pointed and laughed at him...never seen some one scream & shout & wave their arms soo much...the car was rocking from side to side!! his wife like held him in the car!
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Ha ha great thread....might have to give the blowing a kiss thing a go!!
I've never given the w@nker or finger signal to anyone in pure fear that they'll come after me!
I tend to shout a lot of names in the safety of the car instead and beep if someone cuts me up etc.
It annoys the hell out of me when i'm stuck behind someone driving 10-20mph slower than the limit and drifting from side to side for no apparent reason....
....only to overtake and see that they have their phone to their ear
grrrr!! I tend to give them a beep - not that they'd listen to me!
I've never given the w@nker or finger signal to anyone in pure fear that they'll come after me!
I tend to shout a lot of names in the safety of the car instead and beep if someone cuts me up etc.
It annoys the hell out of me when i'm stuck behind someone driving 10-20mph slower than the limit and drifting from side to side for no apparent reason....
....only to overtake and see that they have their phone to their ear
grrrr!! I tend to give them a beep - not that they'd listen to me!-
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It does just make me feel better! Hehe! I have never blown a kiss at someone, but I have given them a big fake cheesey grin, and if I am with someone I will just natter and laugh excessively,and maybe dance at them, hehe....
I dunno, I'm not one to want a fight, I think if I was a lad i probably wouldn't do it myself....but being a girl, I can get away with that kind of thing... Ha! I think I'd be more subtle if I was a guy, as there would be more chance the other driver would try to kill me!
I dunno, I'm not one to want a fight, I think if I was a lad i probably wouldn't do it myself....but being a girl, I can get away with that kind of thing... Ha! I think I'd be more subtle if I was a guy, as there would be more chance the other driver would try to kill me!
Mostly people just get beeped at by me, sometimes if they are really pissing me off, they will get a gesture, but normally I don't think of it quickly enough.
Simon likes winding down the window of MY car and shouting/gesturing either at w@nker drivers or chavs in hideous cars. I don't mind him doing it in his car, but if he pisses them off and they throw something etc, its my car in the firing line!
Simon likes winding down the window of MY car and shouting/gesturing either at w@nker drivers or chavs in hideous cars. I don't mind him doing it in his car, but if he pisses them off and they throw something etc, its my car in the firing line!
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ARGHHHHHHHHHHH
bloody white vans.
Guess what signal I made today?
Ok so this van is on my butt, but im ok because you get used that kind of thing...i indicate to pull over because the lorry i was over taking moves over into the slowest lane so I can go in the middle...but another car goes to move into the same lane im going into to overtake the lorry, i notice this before I cross the line so get back into the center of the lane i am in, look into my back mirror and this van is literally on top on the right side of my butt, he's tried to overtake me before ive even left the lane. Tw@t. So i gave him the signal and he gave me 2 fingers. But again, I won, cuz mine was out the window plus its not like i was going 50,i was on 70 cuz i needed to get the post office before it shut 
its just frigging dangerous tailing someone at that speed let alone almost mounting them! 
bloody white vans.
Guess what signal I made today?
Ok so this van is on my butt, but im ok because you get used that kind of thing...i indicate to pull over because the lorry i was over taking moves over into the slowest lane so I can go in the middle...but another car goes to move into the same lane im going into to overtake the lorry, i notice this before I cross the line so get back into the center of the lane i am in, look into my back mirror and this van is literally on top on the right side of my butt, he's tried to overtake me before ive even left the lane. Tw@t. So i gave him the signal and he gave me 2 fingers. But again, I won, cuz mine was out the window
plus its not like i was going 50,i was on 70 cuz i needed to get the post office before it shut its just frigging dangerous tailing someone at that speed let alone almost mounting them! If people make wee mistakes i dont say anything, unless they wave a sorry at me and then i wave back like "dont worry about it"
But if people drive like dicks and cut in or whatever ill give them quare abuse. And if they want to stop and get out god help them.
They deserve it tbh, especially when they put peoples safety at risk.
Best fun is brake testing people who sit up your arse. I dont give a crap if they go into the back of me, they'll be the ones paying for it.
But if people drive like dicks and cut in or whatever ill give them quare abuse. And if they want to stop and get out god help them.
They deserve it tbh, especially when they put peoples safety at risk.
Best fun is brake testing people who sit up your arse. I dont give a crap if they go into the back of me, they'll be the ones paying for it.
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i gave 2 fingers to someone in a focus tonight after i overtook them and they then sped up to stay on my arse and follow me for 15 mins. only to then look in my rear view mirror and he had blue flashing lights in his grill. i apparently over took him doing 90 on a hill, it wasn't a hill and i was doing 70 as i passed him. he said i was lucky he didn't have a camera as he had to do well over 100 to keep up with me or i'd be in serious trouble. then i got pulled 5 mins later for my plates AGAIN, i was doing more than the w@nker sign in my head to them
then a police bike pulled me over for my plates, which i explaned nicely that his conrad had just pulled me for them and he let me drive off.
rant over
3 pulls in 2 hours.. bit of a waste of my time tbh.
then a police bike pulled me over for my plates, which i explaned nicely that his conrad had just pulled me for them and he let me drive off.
rant over
3 pulls in 2 hours.. bit of a waste of my time tbh.
Tell you what i hate, when someone pulls off a super sketchy overtaking manouvre just to sit at 50mph when they get past you.
I always wonder why they are so desperate to get past to sit at a slower speed than i was doing when they were behind me?
They always take a rage dump if you pass them again and then they start tryin to pass you again and then slow down once they get past, and so it goes on...
I always wonder why they are so desperate to get past to sit at a slower speed than i was doing when they were behind me?
They always take a rage dump if you pass them again and then they start tryin to pass you again and then slow down once they get past, and so it goes on...
